THE SCROLL: We're Batman....
Notes On Competent Adults In Leadership Roles, Experiencing Euphoria While Getting Eaten Alive, Jordan Peterson, They/Them Energy, Witches Out Dancing, The Appropriate Number of Rodeos, and more....
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A COMPETENT ADULT MUST TAKE OVER
THE APPROPRIATE NUMBER OF RODEOS
CHANNELED MESSAGES
Come Lay under The Stars With Me And I Will Draw You The Way Home
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Home Is Where The Heart Is Safe
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One Sees Clearly Only With the Heart. Anything Essential Is Invisible To The Eyes.
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Did You Get The Dream I Sent You?
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Your Life Is About To Move Into A New Phase. Get Ready.
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Come With Me Where Dreams Are Born And Time Is Never Planned
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Sometimes Chaos Isn't The Enemy. It's The Teacher You Weren't Expecting.
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EVEN WITCHES LIKE TO GO OUT DANCING
EXPERIENCING EUPHORIA WHILE GETTING EATEN ALIVE
JORDAN PETERSON
I think the majority of people are just trying and existing and being flawed humans and doing our best.
He’s had a string of personal tragedies he has had to overcome - who in this world hasn’t? And why would we ever take advice from people who haven’t been there and pulled themselves out of the muck? They are the ones who know how to do it. They are the ones capable of offering the benefit of true, lived experience.
His paychecks come from people whose opinions he must mirror to some extent in order to keep his work. The majority of people in the world face that same situation, and it is less than ideal. It’s better not to have that situation or to find a way out of it, but not everyone can. Maybe someday he will figure it out and impart that wisdom upon his followers as well.
His overall message is a net positive. I often enjoy hearing what he has to say and a great many people credit him with pulling them out of some very dark places in their lives.
Personally, I’m gonna go on and give this guy a pass.
I may not always agree with him, but I would challenge anyone in this world to find even one flesh and blood person with whom they always agree 100% of the time. My own opinion: I don’t believe it’s possible to do that. And how boring would a completely homogeneous world like that be anyway?
MEME DROPS
MEME DROP #359: This Isn’t A Meme Page.
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THE PERPLEXICON
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Abandoned Films. (2024). Alice in Wonderland - 1950's Super Panavision 70. YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2024). BioShock - 1940s Film Noir. YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2024). The Matrix - 1940s Film Noir. YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2025). The Gayest Man in the World (Dos Equis AI Commercial). YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2025). The Least Interesting Man in the World (Dos Equis AI Commercial). YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2025). The Most Condescending Man in the World (Neil deGrasse Tyson). YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2025). The Most Confrontational Man in the World (Dos Equis AI Style). YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2025). The Most English Man in the World (Dos Equis AI Commercial). YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2025). The Most Optimized Man in the World (Dos Equis AI Ad). YouTube.
Abandoned Films. (2025). The Most Russian Man in the World (Dos Equis Style Ad). YouTube.
LAST WEEK’S SCROLL
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It is simply a pleasure to be mentioned in the scroll! Always good to see what random thoughts I've had that have hopefully had an impact on other people!
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