THE SCROLL: Palace-Gazing Donkeys

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THE HEAT ADVISORY PSYOP

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“MANKEEPING?” I WANT FIVE MINUTES OF MY LIFE BACK….

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MEME DROPS

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MEMELORDS, SHENANIGATORS, AND SCROLLARS… OH MY!!!

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PALACE-GAZING DONKEYS

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THE PERPLEXICON

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PODCAST GUEST APPEARANCES

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POOH VS. MOLE

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SHADY SHIT COMMEMORATION SONGS

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SHEETZ VS. WAWA

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TO HATE WOMEN IS TO HATE YOURSELF

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UGH. PEOPLE.

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WHAT I’M READING

Your Safe Word

Happy Halloween!

Mamdani Won for the Same Reason Trump Won

If I Were Fungi...

Did You Hear About the "Frankenstein Variant"?

Bad Medicine

Are You Ready To Face Your Shadows?

Dad Memes By Popular Demand: My Favorite Part Of Fall

Why is DARPA modeling disease outbreaks & intervention strategies while simultaneously looking to predict & manipulate collective human behavior? perspective

R.E.M. - Man on the Moon

The Tiny Little Things

Another Example of Anarchism in Practice: Cospaia

What's on Your Halloween Playlist?

Split the Spectrum: A Parent’s Call for Clarity on Profound Autism

Chronicle of a Decline Foretold

The Ocean Sunfish

5 Ways to Beat Procrastination

Already Whole

Impermance

The Things That Tried to Kill Me Still Whisper My Name

Baboons of Themi River Gorge, Tanzania

Surveillance

NOSTALGIA ISN'T SWEET; IT IS A GOLDEN CAGE

The Jarl's Son, Table of Contents

Concerning Anamiti

Renovations

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WHAT I’M WATCHING

Andrew Bustamante. (2025). The CIA Hack To Achieve More in 1 Week than Most People Do in 12 months. YouTube.

Dear Fellow INFJ. (2025). No Human Could Explain INFJs Like This. YouTube.

Feral Historian. (2023). Zardoz : A Technocratic Parody. YouTube.

iLL WiLL PrEss. (2025). DON’T DO IT! : Neurotically Yours ‘Bits’ (Foamy The Squirrel). YouTube.

iLL WiLL PrEss. (2025). Trunk or Treat Sucks! : Neurotically Yours ‘Bits’ (Foamy The Squirrel). YouTube.

IM-1776. (2025). More on internet subcultures: what the recent report from Harper’s Magazine “The Goon Squad” says about young men and online spiritual warfare. With special guest @ExLibrisCelaeno. X.

Jeremy Jahns. (2025). One Battle After Another - Movie Review. YouTube.

The Lair of Voltaire. (2019). So, You’re Offended by Aurelio Voltaire (OFFICIAL with Lyrics). YouTube.

Movieclips. (2019). Lifeforce (1985) - Back From The Dead Scene (3/10) | Movieclips. YouTube.

Tenicor. (2024). The Curious Case of The “Hyper Gray Man”... YouTube.

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