THE SCROLL: They're So Far In The Closet They've Found Narnia
Notes On Sufism’s Black Light Teaching, Focaccia, Haunted Car Wash, Not the 9 O’Clock News, Conservative From the 2050s Starter Pack, Transhumanist Tech Bros, Your Impact On Others, and more....
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THE SCROLL is a weekly free-form multimedia stream of consciousness digest of interesting, informative, educational, and otherwise amusing posts and conversations from across Substack and amongst Substack writers and readers, carefully curated by the author.
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Attractions 360°. (2025). Haunted Car Wash Ride! | SCARY Drive-Thru Car Wash Experience 2025 | Unique Halloween Attraction! YouTube.
Chase Hughes. (2025). Behavioral Magnetics | Why We Ruin Good Things. YouTube.
copclipz360. (2024). The Funniest Arrest ever 😂. YouTube.
daenskitchen. (2023). No knead focaccia tutorial. YouTube.
Paul Gibbs. (2018). Not the Nine O’clock News Rowan Atkinson Pamela Stephenson Mel Smith Griff Rhys Jones. YouTube.
Paul Gibbs. (2019). Not the 9 O’Clock News - Rowan Atkinson’s cure for the common cold! 😜😂😁 1980. YouTube.
Shebakessourdough. (2023). Easiest No-Knead Focaccia Recipe. YouTube.
SpiritualRelief. (2025). The Luminous Void: Sufism’s Black Light Teaching. YouTube.
TheUnphysicalBeing. (2025). Bashar Just EXPOSED Why You’re Still Lost… YouTube.
TheUnphysicalBeing. (2025). God Isn’t “Everywhere” — God Is EVERYTHING. YouTube.
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Speaking of a rat's ass, a rat's ass got caught in my chicken coop netting and his ass it petrifying before my eyes and I am not untangling it so every morning when I let the birds out I look at a rat's ass who thought he was sassy and clever...but he was not.
Sighhh....Coleman. What a frickin legend. ❤️