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Your Love Partner Is A Reflection Of You
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This Morning I Told The Flowers What I'd Do For You And They Blossomed
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I Always Get To Where I'm Going By Walking Away From Where I Have Been
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Let Love Rule
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If You Want Things To Get Better, You Have To Make Some Changes
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THE ELIMINATION OF THE PENNY
IS PERFECTION IMPOSSIBLE?
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THE SCROLL: How To Integrate New Or Conflicting Information Without Melting Your Brain
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WHAT I’M READING
WHAT I’M WATCHING
Auto didactic. (2025). Mandela Effect Erasing the Population - Tartaria Australia Ep 141 25/4/25. YouTube.
FOX 5 New York. (2025). Kool-Aid man challenge is latest social media fad. YouTube.
Men’s Health. (2022). How Chris Pratt Transformed From Sitcom Star To Shredded Action Star | Eat Like | Men's Health. YouTube.
Morta Della. (2021). Steven Seagal Abnormal Moments. YouTube.
NicoHolloman. (2022). Bashar Channeling - Follow Your Highest Excitement (The Formula). YouTube.
Null Parade. (2025). The Most Florida Man in the World - Dos Equis Ad,. YouTube.
Path of Knowledge. (2025). What Bashar Reveals About The Bible Will SHOCK YOU... (Bashar Compilation Part 2). YouTube.
Space Ice. (2022). Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down - Worst Movie Ever. YouTube.
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“The Steven Seagal movie Out For A Kill is the worst movie ever made in every possible way. The plot makes no sense, the action scenes are lazy, and Seagal is, well he's Seagal. I am a worse person for having seen the movie. Please tell my family that I loved them.”
TheUnphysicalBeing. (2025). You’re Making A Mistake If You Do This. YouTube.
TheUnphysicalBeing. (2025). You See What You Believe. YouTube.
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