THE SCROLL: This Book Should Not Exist
Notes On Domo-Kun, The Legend Of Sarah Jane, Schrödinger’s Fascism, Stepping Up, Being Assaulted By The Ents, Fake Ass Pandas, Pan Galactic Gargleblasters, The Abyss Has A Staring Problem, and more...
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THE ABYSS HAS A STARING PROBLEM
CHANNELED MESSAGES
DOMO-KUN!!! GAH!!!
ENT RAPE IN MY NOSE HOLES
IN WHICH “ALEX” LIKELY REQUIRES A BIT MORE THAN AN INTERVENTION….
IT’S NEVER TOO LATE TO STEP UP
THE LEGEND OF SARAH JANE
Sarah Jane is a bleep factory. LMFAO!!
I can’t say I was much different, as a Jersey/Florida girl (best of both crazies haha) dealing with sleep paralysis, hauntings, and dream visitors on super scarce sleep as a teen.
You end up calling everything “you know, the thing” to the point of being utterly incomprehensible to others who have not established some kind of sentence-finishing telepathy with you through a close bond.
For some reason, nouns seem to be the first to go with any kind of fatigue or brain fog. I don’t know why.
Your brain’s ability to filter out certain words for the sake of propriety kind of goes out the window. Being understood supersedes word choice.
You get frustrated, and eventually, your threshold for pretending to care about silly things like that ends up in the fuck it bucket. 🤣
Ghost hunting in abandoned houses sounds like something I’d have wanted to do too!! Misspent?! That sounds awesome!! 🤣
MEME DROPS
MEMELORDS, SHENANIGATORS, AND SCROLLARS… OH MY!!!
THE PERPLEXICON
PODCAST GUEST APPEARANCES
SCHRÖDINGER’S FASCISM LEADS TO GARDENING
WHAT I’M READING
WHAT I’M WATCHING
ADA CONDE. (2025). Manifesting the future: how we shape our Reality. Dr. Ervin Laszlo and Ada Conde. YouTube.
Description
“In this episode, Ada Conde sits down with Dr. Ervin Laszlo, a renowned systems theorist and philosopher of science, to explore the concept of the Akashic Field and its connection to quantum physics.”
Brew. (2025). The book that no human can read. YouTube.
deep cuts. (2017). Discussing Vaporwave / Hauntological Movement or Meme? YouTube.
deep cuts. (2017). Twin Peaks / Discussing the Music. YouTube.
Epoch Philosophy. (2024). The Liminal Philosophy of Mark Fisher: The Weird and the Eerie. YouTube.
Epoch Philosophy. (2025). The Haunted Workplace: Spectral Capitalism and Dead Labor. YouTube.
Description
“The workplace is dead. We all know it. Even if that knowing lays deep in our subconscious. Incapable of solidifying in the forefront of our minds. But, why? Capitalism is anything but static. Through the centuries, we've seen numerous forms emerge: Industrial Capitalism, Mixed-Economy, and even Postmodern Capitalism. But, what if, in the vein of Postmodern Capitalism, we are seeing something new emerge? Something embedded and adjacent to Marx's idea of “Dead Labor.”
eurothug4000. (2019). CONTROL: The Weird and the Eerie. YouTube.
Grim Grit. (2025). CIA BEHAVIORAL ANALYSTS QUIT... THEY SAID 'RECRUIT THIS PERSON OR WE'RE ALL DEAD' 🏃♂️💀. YouTube.
pmilat. (2014). Mark Fisher : The Slow Cancellation Of The Future. YouTube.
Word Mist. (2024). This Will End All Your Manifestation Struggles! - Law of Reversibility - Neville Goddard. YouTube.
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The theory I like the most is that this book came from an alternate Earth.
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