THE SCROLL: Whatever You Do, Don’t…. Not. Even. Once.
Notes On Vile Energy, Bees, Roosters, Annoying Alarm Clocks, The Glazed Gulag Archipelago, Memelords, Neon Dogenesis Evangelion, Panopitarchons, Weather Warfare, Whoa Joeys, and more....
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Against Vile Energy….
Bees Are Friends
The Glazed Gulag Archipelago
“MLB's snark at the end of this latest ep has truly hit god tier, with the deadpan "no" and then the praise for his local Dunkin Donuts. I was dying haha.” - Apollo's Lyre
“I need to get back to watching MLB! I've been sidetracked by other stuff.” - leithian
Leithian, this one talks about Buffalo in it.
“Buffalo is mentioned in an early episode, too! I'm working on getting caught up. Only on ep 30, but he makes me LMAO.” - leithian
Dunkin' Donuts of the Gods. Hahahahahaha!!
From Apollo's Lyre:
"The detail... in the stonework... is incredible. The architecture is perfect. And it only took them five years to knock this out!" 😂😂😂
With the arrow highlighting the perfect architecture. Amazing.
He's hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣
“I love that meme so much 🤣.” - leithian
“MLB cracks me up every time. He is great. The mainstream stories are soooo goofy, mockery really is the only sane response haha.” - Apollo's Lyre
"Because that's totally what happened. No. No, it isnt." LOL
“Yes!!!! Kills me every time. The sarcasm and the deadpan: "No." - Apollo's Lyre
Tommy the Tunnel Chicken is still my favorite. LMFAO.
But the Dunkin' Donuts of the Gods is certainly up there!! LOL!!
“Great he spells it out for people so they can really hear how dumb these narratives sound haha. Oh yeah Tommy is a legend for sure.” - Apollo's Lyre
That's what I always say when I go back to my desk. I'm making donuts in the salt mines. I have salt lamps all over my room. LOL.
“The Glazed Gulag Archipelago.” - Apollo's Lyre
OMFG hahahahahahaha!!!
The Cruelty of the Cruller.
“The old bolshevik bearclaw! I always order some jelly-filled glastnosts and pecan perestroikas to balance out the flavors.” - Apollo's Lyre
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Waiter, there is too much pepper in my paprikash, but I would be proud to partake of your pecan perestroikas."
“Maybe an apple apparatchik or two. A trotsky turnover.” - Apollo's Lyre
The dictatorial dunkers are delectable!!
Might I trouble you for a despotic danish or two?
“Kropotkin just sounds like a pastry already. ‘Yeah, I'll have a half dozen Munchkins aaaaand, lesseee, a half dozen chocolate Kropotkins. And a coffee.’" - Apollo's Lyre
“😂😆😆😂🤣” - Christopher Cook
“The Munchkin reference may only land with people in Dunkin regions...” - Apollo's Lyre
Big Beignet is watching.
Leave it to the Lullaby League.......
In Which The Memelords Continue To Memelord….
Neon Dogenesis Evangelion
Sorry this took me so long. I wanted to sit down with it and take the time to take it all in and respond thoroughly.
“I mean, how could a Zardoz,/Fist of the North Star homage jammed full of lewd samples from B-horror films NOT be a Grammy contender!?” - Apollo's Lyre
The Grammys need to up their game. That’s all there is to it. They just haven’t met you yet.
“Tangentially, I came across Zhuangzi’s famous Butterfly Dream poem long ago (in the opening sequence to the Persona PSX game, actually), and have long-since accepted that even if (and that’s a BIG if haha) there is some distinction between “dream” and “reality” it unknowable, unprovable, at least in our current states. So I try not to sweat it haha. We’ve all had dreams we thought were real. That alone should tell people they could never “prove” they were awake at any point. Heck, “Row Row Row Your Boat” lets you in on the game preeeeetty early lol.” - Apollo's Lyre
I believe this is true. For a while, I kept trying to find ways to exit through the dreamscape. The problem was that I kept being faced with the white light and I knew that was absolutely the wrong way to go - I’d have been recycled back down as another person entirely, having to start all over again. Game over, essentially. I got into that more here. I don’t know if I’ve shown you this before, but this piece - and older one - delves into the origins of how I ended up on the path I’m on now. And much of that had to do with lucid dreaming, the first channeled message I ever knew I received, and a dream I had that I feel gave me a lot more intel about the nature of where we are. When someone close to me who had been a hacker in life passed away and knew how to reach out to me as a guide very quickly, I knew that my assumptions about this had been correct - who better to navigate that particular landscape than someone who thinks like a hacker and was once a Buddhist monk?
“That, and the reality tunnel talk of techno-doomers manifesting their own cyberpocalypse, in turn reminded me of sage counsel of our boy PKD when he admonished that to fight the empire is to become the empire, or something to that effect, I believe that is how that VALIS passage was paraphrased in The Invisibles, which is where I first came across it. (I think Phil actually said it infects and spreads like a virus. Smart guy, that Phil.)” - Apollo's Lyre
I agree with him. (And he was incredibly intelligent. He was also read in, so it’s very smart to read his work to extrapolate ideas about the technology being hidden from us, especially consciousness tech. Much of his work was non-fiction masquerading as fiction.) The smarter way to fight is to move your consciousness away from outcomes that you do not want to experience. Refocus. If all outcomes are represented in the multiverse and we are inside an expectation engine, we can choose which outcome we would like to experience by shifting our focus away from the outcomes we are disinterested in experiencing. This needs to be done from a place of disinterest, of non-attachment, not of fear. Fear will call the experience to you in order to purge it from your being. The Universe has no concept of positive or negative. Not wanting something and focusing on something you do not want has just as much power to move your consciousness toward experiencing that outcome as focusing on something you DO want and moving your consciousness toward that outcome instead. If given the choice between the two, why would you ever choose to hyper focus upon what it is you do not want? The mind needs to be retrained to focus upon what you do want instead.
“Perhaps, all we really need to do “beat” the gods and jailors Dane speaks of in the image below is, to crib the brilliant Morgan Freeman’s solution to racism: “Stop talking about it.” Which I have done a simply abysmal job of these past few years haha.” - Apollo's Lyre
Refocus. Absolutely. Morgan Freeman is an incredibly smart man. And Grant Morrison openly admitted to using The Invisibles as a hypersigil. He was drawing outcomes to himself that he wanted to experience by creating fiction around them and sending that fiction off into the world to be impacted by aggregate consciousness. It’s absolutely an example of intentional hyperstition.
“They could well counter: “Sure, buddy, I'm gonna actually do something about this horrorshow, but good luck defending yourself with that Care Bear Stare and your copy of The Secret there when the NKVD is hauling you off to the gulag.” It could well be both approaches have value dependent on time/place.” - Apollo's Lyre
They are hyperfocused on the gulag outcome and are thus moving their consciousness in that direction. You will not experience that because your consciousness is not trained on the gulag and the fear attached to that scenario. They are more likely to experience the gulag because they have a toxic focus upon something they do not want and their fear of that scenario is generating an emotional charge that is amplifying the manifestation. Our boy Buddha learned how to control this by not getting attached to outcomes. KA CHOW!!!
“OK, one last thing haha, I do think it is possible there are some immutable parameters set in place before the Dream/Simulation is initiated, so that even incarnate divinity like us awakening to our actual power still encounters some constraint, metaphorized in how even the very gods of Greek and Norse myths (Zeus and Odin, famously, for example) were subject to The Fates (Moirai/Norn). I feel like there is a clever way to use “NORNalize” as a replacement/gag for “normalize,” but I can’t quite get there atm…” - Apollo's Lyre
There are primary laws programmed into the experience of being here. And then there are secondary attributes that are mostly hard-coded but you’d be able to petition to bend them to your will via your consciousness in much the same way certain monks can learn to levitate or generate heat via their will alone. Mastering prana, chi, vril, kundalini energy, or whatever you prefer to call it (I LOVE the “cross-cultural” correspondences that point back to the proto-culture so much), leads to the mastery of the abilities of the adepts.
“And I never bet against Jennifer Connelly (yes even after watching Requiem). If she can will away even the great David Bowie, surely it is no great task for us to do the same to the likes of the lowly Klaus Schwab :D” - Apollo's Lyre
THIS. EXACTLY!!!! It seems that one of the goals attached to being here, one of the reasons we are here in this place and one of the ways that we heal fully our chunks of consciousness so that they can be returned to source consciousness (reintegrated with the pleroma?), is by learning to zero out our fear.
Panoptiarchons, Don’t…. Not. Even. Once. WHOA, JOEY!
I think I want to make these. I'm going to call them the Panoptiarchons. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But I'm thinking the eyeballs probably taste like this.
“They taste like my childhood?” - Christopher Cook
Yes. And while I loved these as a child, I am now reticent to consume them.
“Be not afraid, for I bring you tidings of a great sugar rush. Microdots for nine year olds.” - Christopher Cook
If Panoptiarchons made you trip balls, that would be fitting. 🤣
“I just noticed…is it me, or are my grape lights telling me to be not afraid?” - Christopher Cook
Well, you know... don't. 🤣
“Eep. Okay, I won’t……” - Christopher Cook
“To invoke the laconic counsel of the Belligerent Potato himself: ‘Don't.’ Great Moments in American Foreign Policy and Statesmanship #328.” - Apollo's Lyre
From Apollo's Lyre:
"Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall."
"Ich bin ein Berliner."
"Don't."
"Not. Even. Once."
"‘And definitely not twice.’" - Apollo's Lyre
"Not unless you liked it. If so, carry on."
“This is amazing!!” - Apollo's Lyre
Littler, R. (1973). Scarfolk. Blogspot.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Whoa. This just gets better and better! Kinda gives me Night Vale vibes. Will definitely check it out.” - Apollo's Lyre
It is kind of like Night Vale!! But mostly centered around PSA posters!! 🤣🤣🤣
“So much whoaing going on in the 80s/early 90s.” - Apollo's Lyre
Mostly from people named Joey. That's odd. 🤣
“Lukewarm take perhaps: Not the biggest Friends fan, but the classic "wiseguy and dummy" combo of Chandler and Joey always got me laughing when they were the focus. I still remember first seeing LeBlanc in basically the same role haha in the short-lived Married with Children spinoff "Top of the Heap." Rewatched some MwC recently and that show still absolutely kills me 🤣😂” -Apollo's Lyre
I remember Top of the Heap! Vaguely. I was never a Friends fan. But it has its moments. lol
Scroll-A-Doodle-Doo
Shenanigans For The Shenanigators….
Weather Warfare
Wikipedia. (2024). Environmental Modification Convention. Wikipedia.
We’re So Gruntled About The Perplexicon….
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So happy Shenanigans made the scroll and was well received by the Shenanigators 😊
Thanks Demi !
Lot of goodness packed here.....If we could have mass office space technology destruction event, I'd participate, just beat up all the technology and start over...why wait for another steampunk era when we can start now?