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Memelords, Scrollars, and Shenanigators… MOUNT UP!

No problem at all! Love this piece! Thank you!! :)

You know, it’s interesting, because I think the majority of people tethered their consciousness to the thought that “if I see x occur, I will know that y is happening and it’s ok to be hopeful again….”

I think they saw x occur and allowed themselves to be hopeful again, not realizing that x never NEEDED to occur in order for them to be hopeful again… all they needed was to decide that y was, indeed, happening, and choose to be hopeful.

We mindfucked ourselves back into being hopeful again.

The important thing is to use that energy as the impetus to create our own change and not rest in the hope and backslide into these tethered “if, then” manifestations again.

If we do that, we’re only screwing ourselves by buying into false correlations.

Just choose the outcome you want, embody what it would feel like emotionally to have it as if it has already occurred, and move toward it.

Remove the “if, then” statements and stop tying the universe’s hands.

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Rachael, 19

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The Search For People Who Like Weird Stuff

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The True Nature of Hickeys

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Vaping Like A [BLANK]….

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