THE SCROLL: Let's Start A Cult!

Notes On Schadenfreude, The Springer Effect, Mawwiage, Smile Condoms, Sentient Food, Duck Hunt, Shituational Awareness, Store Name Innuendo, Ouija Cutting Board, The Discard Pile, and more....

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How Most People Live Their Lives….

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I Couldn’t Figure Out Who Javier Milei Reminded Me Of….

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If Your Food Talks Back, RUN!!!

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The Inverse Dunning-Kruger Corollary

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MAWWIAGE! It’s What Bwings Us Togevah Today!

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Memelords, Shenanigators, and Scrollars… OH MY!!

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My Work Here Is Done….

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OH YEAH!!!!!! Let’s Start A Cult!

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Schadenfreude and the Springer Effect

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Welcome To The Discard Pile….

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When Will Then Be Now?!

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Who’s Going To Flatten These Curves?!

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