THE SCROLL: Let's Start A Cult!
Notes On Schadenfreude, The Springer Effect, Mawwiage, Smile Condoms, Sentient Food, Duck Hunt, Shituational Awareness, Store Name Innuendo, Ouija Cutting Board, The Discard Pile, and more....
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How Most People Live Their Lives….
I Couldn’t Figure Out Who Javier Milei Reminded Me Of….
If Your Food Talks Back, RUN!!!
The Inverse Dunning-Kruger Corollary
MAWWIAGE! It’s What Bwings Us Togevah Today!
Memelords, Shenanigators, and Scrollars… OH MY!!
My Work Here Is Done….
OH YEAH!!!!!! Let’s Start A Cult!
Schadenfreude and the Springer Effect
Welcome To The Discard Pile….
When Will Then Be Now?!
Who’s Going To Flatten These Curves?!
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We have Kum & Go in Arkansas. I made the joke to my mother-in-law and it went over her head.
They do have good coffee.
Wow!! Reading the scroll gave me a full on time snarf attack!!
February feels like a year ago....!! 😂
Love you!! ❤️❤️❤️