THE SCROLL: In Which The Memelords Survive Tragedy With Comedy, Alien Cat Cake, And A Strong Cup Of No Bimbo Joe
Notes On Cthulhu Club, Coffee Defiling Bimbos, Persistent Pendulums, Reality Tunnels, Alien Cake Cats, Shenanigators, Boring Borg, Internal Monologues, and more.
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Are Cats Descended From Aliens?
Being A Borg Is Boring
#BoringAF!!!
And you’re selling yourselves short because the fake frequency you project will only call back in the fake to you.
Being 100% unabashedly YOURSELF at all times will call in those who understand and appreciate you - those who you, in turn, will understand and appreciate!!
TRUE connection!!
Why cheat yourself out of that by EVER spending time being something you’re not?!
What a waste of YOU.
Choose Your Reality Tunnel Wisely
From
:It has been 60 years, and we still do not have dispositive answers as to the who, what, and why of the JFK assassination. Everyone has their theories. Many people are pretty well convinced their theory is the correct one. But we still don’t know for sure, so it ends up being a little bit of a Rorschach test.
What REALLY happened yesterday? Will we ever know who was behind it and what the true goal was? We will all have the theories we favor. But will we ever really know the truth?
Your reality will shift in terms of where you direct your consciousness.
You don’t require consensus for that.
Choose your own reality tunnel wisely.
Retaining our individual agency is extremely important right now.
The media will try to use events to corral us into certain reality tunnels by influencing aggregate consciousness.
Do not allow anyone else to provide you with a prepackaged narrative.
That’s how you end up cascading down a slippery slope that leads you off a cliff.
Recenter, refocus, retain individual cognitive faculties, avoid all groupthink, direct the consciousness where you WANT to go.
Do not hyperfixate on what you DO NOT WANT.
Realign with what you WANT and double down on that instead.
There are infinitely many “objective truths of what happened” - as many as there are timelines that your consciousness is able to experience at any given time.
From where you are, you can access several trillion or so of those at any given second, depending upon where you focus your consciousness.
Each time you choose, you are moving from wave to particle, collapsing the superposition according to your chosen observations.
Choose wisely.
Once you choose, you shift into that reality tunnel, and your next series of potential choice nodes will align themselves accordingly.
Classy
He’s complicit in frothing up half the population to a rabid hatred fever pitch, and when the dam finally breaks, he calls the man a paranoid martyr.
That’s not how any of this works.
Don’t act like we can’t see you.
We know your game.
Do You Have An Internal Monologue?
When I was a child, I remember thinking about it this way, and I remember one of my GATE teachers literally having a conversation with me to alter how I considered it. She kept reiterating that everyone has that. I thought she was dead wrong. I remember arguing with her about it and she wouldn’t let up until I said I agreed with her.
Now, I find it creepy in the reverse. I’m not surprised the child version of me was more on point about it though. I think we pick up on this stuff inherently as kids and then we get our natural observations trained right back out of us.
She seemed to see it as a sign of arrogance. I was simply reacting to what I was seeing without judgment. I don’t think judging it wouldn’t have dawned on me. I was way too little for that. She was projecting that onto me, judging it as a negative, and then correcting it based on her own perception.
[NOTE: Not everyone has an internal monologue. This was an interesting article that came out about that at the beginning of 2020. The importance beyond novelty: knowing this about yourselves and others can boost self-awareness and empathy. This opened my eyes to how others think in such a big way - I was so grateful to have read it. I am a word dominant thinker. It makes meditation easy for me because once the words stop, there's not much else to have to step back from. I realize this isn't always the case for others though. Some have constant chatter or constant images. It's fascinating to me how very different everyone is! For more on my experiences in the GATE program, go to the section called The Gifted Program in THE SCROLL: What If AI Is Really Ancient Technology? below.]
The ‘Explore’ Setting On Substack May Expose You To Cray-Cray… YMMV….
When I flip between the settings, they look about the same, but mine keeps telling me I’m not following people I’m following, so I always check both.
But I do keep reminding myself that the majority of the people who came over here were likely banned everywhere else… or they’re posting here anonymously because they don’t want anyone who they actually know in real life to know what really goes on in their heads (or conversely, they’re LARPing at clutching their pearls while acting all Judgy McJudgypants about everyone else).
After I remind myself of that, witnessing any statistically high levels of overall “cray-cray” kinda makes sense. 🤣
For All The Mind Readers Out There
Hanlon’s Razor
[In response to “Hanlon’s Razor argues that we must never attribute to malice what can adequately be chalked up to stupidity.” -
, Trump Shooting Engineered to Foment Civil War?]
I Do Not Consent
It’s Been A Wild Year This Week….
We’re rediscovering some glimmer of clarity.
But we’re doing it as a group, which is alarming to me.
We need to be careful that we aren’t chasing another prefabricated narrative right off a cliff just because it feels better to feel like we know what’s going on.
Call me cynical, but it gives me pause.
Perhaps it’s a healthy level of pause, one that, for us, comes with the wisdom of not becoming emotionally attached to narratives so easily anymore after having been force-fed so many.
I’m waiting to see how this unfolds. But it’s interesting, for sure.
The Mocha Fapalottacino Meets The Dimensional Shambler… So, Basically Sam Harris… OR, The Moments Leading Up To The Birth Of Cthulhu Club, For Which We May Or May Not Blame Nick Land….
[In response to “No, this is the exclusive domain of the true Dem Faithful, the face-shield and triple-maskers who still think Trump praised Nazis and led an insurrection, that Hunter Biden’s laptop was Russian disinfo, people who uncritically imbibe Joy Reid-Behar and think listening to NPR on the way to grab a Mocha Fapalottacino at Starbucks and a fourteenth booster at the Walgreens makes them a member of the Global Brain Trust. Basically, Sam Harris.” -
, Joey’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day]
PDF And Cry….
Observe The Hypnotic Swing Of The Pendulum
From
:Yes, what happened this weekend was real. But that’s not the primary point to ponder.
Beware the rhetoric born of the event that seeks to exploit your pain and woo you into swallowing the quick-fix pill via yet another false idol to worship.
Observe the hypnotic swing of the pendulum- it never ends well because it never comes to rest in the middle.
Note that the numbing noise of the noxious news and the power of paid pop propaganda blinds people to the fact that the system never offers up more than just an illusion of choice.
Convincing you to vote for your own slave-master is the biggest, sickest racket there is.
Nobody is coming to save us. Free your mind instead.
Let the games continue to begin. 🔥
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The Perils Of A Medium-Sized Audience
From
:WHAT YOU CAN LOOK FORWARD TO IF YOU EVER HAVE 651 PAID SUBSCRIBERS
Me: sees immediate conspiracy hypotheses asserting that the assassination attempt was staged, a false flag.
Me: asks someone with extensive experience doing stage makeup and special effects to evaluate the claim and write about it so a careful, serious analysis would be available.
Me: gratefully publishes it five hours later when it’s finished.
People who email me: criticizes my disrespect in propagating the false-flag narrative since people are dead; asks where my humanity is and how I can possibly believe that this is even potentially a false flag. How stupid am I? What happened to make me believe this was a false flag?
This is what it’s like to have a medium-sized audience, y’all. People will feel entitled to correct you and instruct you on morality, as if you were their very own child, for positions you not only never took but went to a great deal of trouble to express the precise opposite.
If they don’t like YOU, they can always go follow someone else.
I don’t sweat it when people try to tell me who I am - or who they think I should or shouldn’t be.
I still get to be me.
They can like it or not, stay or go.
If they want to leave, they can go lament the fact they couldn’t turn me into someone I’m not… OVER THERE.
Away from me.
That’s the whole point of self-publishing: I am beholden to me, not to paid subscribers behaving like advertisers trying to reel me in by waving money around like a carrot on a stick.
If you don’t like what I have to say, you’re more than welcome to go follow someone else. No hard feelings! Bless! 🙏🏻💜💫
PSA: Snarf At Your Own Risk!
PSA: Increased risk of snarfing!!
I have no liability for the coffee that shoots forth from your nose when you read what I say.
You are responsible for imbibing at the pace of your own chortling.
Simultaneously read my words and consume your beverage at your own risk…. 🤣
Releasing The Seemingly Inevitable Guilt Of Parenting
In every role we play in life, we tend to do the best we can, given the information we have at the time.
And we don’t go back in time. We just take what we’ve learned and move forward.
So, once those emotions have served as an indicator to look at what you’ve learned, they’ve done their job.
They’re not meant to stay. They’re more like the indicator lights in your car - they show you where to look so you can find the information you need.
You did your best at the time, and you know more now. That’s all any of us can do.
Release it, love. You did your part. 🙏🏻💜💫
Someone Is Going Around Tweeting Wearing Murray Rothband’s Face
STOP DEFILING THE COFFEE, BIMBOS!!!!
The Vibe Some Of You Bring To Substack
Was This On Purpose?
From
. (You can find the rest of the conversation here.):Where are my vets at?
Love you disfuctional mf's
So I saw where people are talking about how this whole assassination thing was planned and while I know a shit ton about small arms gun play in close quarters, I don't know a damn thing about sniper stuff.
Don't blow smoke up my ass, can a shot from that distance possibly be done on purpose as in “get his ear, not his head”?
Good morning, Coleman!
It’s super risky. But like I have mentioned to you before, my ex-husband dropped a coyote on one of his family’s farms with one clean shot to the neck roughly three football fields away - and he was never in the military.
Most of his family are former military and were extremely impressed by the shot.
He’s typically an incredibly accurate bird hunter. Better than 20/20 vision.
It would take some kind of an Olympic marksman type to guarantee that kind of accuracy, but it’s not completely out of the question. It’s so crazy risky.
When I asked him, “You think it was a psyop?” he just said, “Could be. I don’t know.”
Not dismissive of the thought. It’s possible.
It’s just… if that were somehow a military grade psyop… you’d have to have some freaking balls to pull that off. Confidence in spades not to be the one who accidentally harmed your own boss.
I didn’t make any comments to the SFC crew about it. I didn’t want to influence them (not that I believe that that can be helped exactly - it’s not how consciousness works - but I didn’t say it out loud).
He didn’t say anything to them either.
They came back with similar theories on their own, showing that people were already generating memes displaying how this already infamous fist bump photo op shot echoes the image Raising the Flag at Iwo Jima.
One of them had a friend sitting right next to McCormick and was saying the same thing.
After I saw they were already on that, I told them the thought had crossed my mind as well.
They’re slowly starting to discuss it, but it’s more of a stunned silence overall.
Lots of hedging… like “I don’t want to say it, but that’s kind of what it looks like to me.”
And then the floodgates opened….
“This event ticks so many boxes. Let’s talk about the other shot… the one with him defiantly raising his fist in the air with the American flag in the background… how perfect is that? Is there some evidence that Trump was actually shot? I’ve heard the story…”
“The photographers that were shooting at high frame rates caught it on film.”
“I thought I saw a photo with a bullet streaking behind him. If real, that's fucking amazing.”
“They do high shutter speed regularly so they don't miss anything. Turns out it was useful for exactly that reason!”
“The first thing I said to my GF was that if this was staged, it was absolutely perfect. I’m not saying it was, but dayum. Checks all the boxes and now no one or taking about Biden and his issues.”
“I'm thinking of throwing some [truth] bombs today and confronting all the brand new members of the Conspiracy Club if they're willing to start questioning the narrative on other stories: J6, Covid, JFK, 9/11, every fucking war we've been in, AIDS, etc. You guys are questioning the official narrative, wonderful! Will you apply this new found muscle to other bullshit stories, or only the ones that help you maintain your cognitive dissonance? If so, wonderful! IF not, please go back to your crayons and coloring books and leave the thinking to the adults.”
“I just want to point out all the people who's only concern was to pull out their phones and film.... The situational awareness of the general public is like that of a goldfish. You're in a potential hot zone... and you stand up straight and hold out your phone.....”
“My money is on orchestration from the higher levels of the secret service. Allot of heads assigned by the Biden administration are on the chopping block if Trump wins.”
“It's concerning that someone managed to take a shot before getting countersniped. No matter who orchestrated that, it points to an op from either side potentially being in play. That or this joker just sucked at his job. But I doubt it.”
YOU HAVE ANGERED HEPHAESTUS
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And thank you to everyone else who contributed to these conversations over the past few days!
I love that you're doing this. It catches me up on great (and often hilarious) conversations that I wish I'd seen and participated in.
Rereading our exchanges here made them somehow even FUNNIER, which is no small feat given how hard I was laughing in real time. Having them all gathered together just made the hilarity build exponentially. 🤣
I usually read and post via browser, but I'm reading this now in the app, which is a very different experience.
When I scrolled down from "I'm not bipolar."
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"That I know of."
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To reveal screen-width Pencil Face leering at me, I started laughing so hard I was crying.
So much great stuff in here, and posts I now need to go back and check out. Thank you. ♥
I haven't forgotten about Hawk Tuah.