THE SCROLL: Don’t Eat Fifteen In One Go ‘Cause You Will See The Devil And He'll Try And Rip Your Heart Out Through Your Kneecaps
Notes On The Mighty Boosh, Foamy the Squirrel, Brunch with Kamala, The Trudeau Regime, Willy Wampa, Bear-Proof Mecha Suits, Evil Dead, Nikola Tesla, The ESC Key, No Pants, Cthulhu Onion, and more....
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Are Medusa’s Leg Hairs Tiny Snakes?
A Train of Thought Derails….
“I think my train of thought may be like the one in Snowpiercer, where the child who is revealed to suffer to keep the train running is my inner child. Plot twist! :D Actually, did you ever see the youtube video about Snowpiercer being a sequel to Willy Wonka. It's brilliant. I thought it was insane going in; totally sold on it by the end haha.” -
Saving this to watch later. 🤣🤣🤣
“I'd love to hear your thoughts on it! He has some follow-ups too now. I'm a believer haha.” -
Your summary of it reminds me of when a friend in film school got really high and convinced all of us that Rainman and The Wizard (the Power Glove movie) are the same film but one is geared toward kids. It totally held up the next day!! 🤣🤣🤣
“That is epic. 🤣🤣🤣 Now I need to watch Snowpiercer, then this video, because I am very intrigued.” -
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:Love to hear your thoughts as well!
... Holy shit. They are the same movie! Is that a genre: retard sibling adventure films? Is Gilbert Grape that too!?
Certainly every home video my family took with me counts, but now I'm curious. I really wish Dustin Hoffman wore a Power Glove for that whole film, and they just never address it.
"Yeah, definitely Mario. Definitely Mario. Gotta save princess. The princess. But in another castle. Yeah. Gotta save princess."
"Not Toad. Bowser. Koopa is Bowser. Bowser is Koopa. Yeah. Gotta save princess. 100 coins for an extra man. Never Luigi. Mario 2. Crazy legs when jumping. Always fall. Defintiely Mario. Yeah..."
“🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 All of this, but especially "retard sibling adventure films" -
“I just realized it's my favorite genre!” -
“I think it may be one of mine, but I never knew it. 🤣” -
“Twins, too! So many good RSA films. Oh and disclaimer I only saw the Snowpiercer film, not show, so my self-incriminating/deprecating joke about my brutalized inner child may or may not hold up as well with regard to the show :) Man was Tilda Swinton great in that. And everything. And if you do watch the show lemme know how it is! If you give it a thumbs up I'll check it out too. After Mighty Boosh :)” -
“Honestly, my first thought was "Shit, there's 4 seasons of this..." I'm glad there's a movie, and that it has a great cast. I'll start there and see how it goes. YOU MUST WATCH THE BOOSH. I told Demi I recommended it to my colleague, Kristy, because she also likes British humor and off the wall humor. I'm not sure if she'll love it as I do, but not everyone grooves on that level of weird.” -
“IMMA WATCH IT! 😁” -
I laughed so hard at "retard sibling adventure films" I almost fell off the bed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Get your damn Power Gloves off her!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You will love it!! 🤣
“For reals!!!! RSA is totally a genre that I didn't realize is an actual genre! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Yet another example of why I love the mind realm of Apollo ! ❤️❤️❤️” -
“Just a happy coincidence that my mind is always in the RSA realm!” -
I can't believe it. Wonkapiercer holds up. My mind is blown!!
“Right? Im a total Wonkapiercer truther now haha I tell everyone to watch that video.” -
SOOOO convincing!! Too many parallels to not have inspired the story!!
Brunch With Kamala….
Canadians May Fear That The Trudeau Regime Is Responsible For An Uptick In Polar Bears Eating Citizens; Inventors and Scientists Look For Solutions
HistoryInMemes. (2024). Canadian inventor Troy Hurtubise testing out his bear-resistant suit. X.
Cthulhu Onion
Don’t Eat 15 In One Go ‘Cause You Will See The Devil And He'll Try And Rip Your Heart Out Through Your Kneecaps
"This is what I’m missing!?!? It’s fantastic. I need go get on this pronto haha. I’m gonna start calling people a jack of clubs. Whenever they... blow... magic dust... in my face :/ Hmph.” -
“I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. That is exactly what you're missing! Not all of that is from Boosh, but, yeah, they're nuts in the best possible way. 🤣 I'm partial to "you batty crease." 😂😂😂😂 Noel gets the opportunity to do more on Boosh than Michael. Noel is genius at creating all sorts of different characters.” -
“That reminds me: not in the same stratosphere as Boosh (speaking of fake gay space) but a friend of mine shared what I believe to be actually funny SNL skits from the last decade. I know! I wouldn't have believed it either!” -
“Speaking of SNL, I just saw that a movie was made about the Not Ready for Primetime Players. That's the SNL I grew up on. ❤️ That is greatness! 🤣🤣🤣🤣As a scientist, I (obviously) use SI for everything work related. It constantly highlights for me how nonsensical our system is.” -
“Yes! I need to check that out. Amazing cast! And this one with--KA CHOW!--my boy JG was surprisingly funny too…” -
“Indeed! I want to see it, too. Landshark!” -
Do You Have Any Weekend Plans?
“... nectar... nickel... noodle. It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word. Ash's flippant dismissal of the elder's earnest attempt to confirm that he had the holy words memorized so as not to bring about the freaking apocalypse is one of the funniest things in that movie to me. Like at that point the goodie two shoes Ash of Evil Dead has taken so much trauma and damage he is just done with it haha.” -
“I could see myself getting to that point.” -
I was going to say the same thing. I'd be like Dante in Clerks.... ‘What do you do for an encore? Anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?!?!’ Soooo done.
“Hahaha me too I think that’s what make's him such a relatable anti-hero by the end. He was that everyman who just finally broke lol. I contend this is the moment where that happens. The pantomime of sitting on the broken chair kills me every time. Ash is just done with it at this point haha.” -
“But he keeps on trying to fight the good fight anyway... basically.” -
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