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A Post-Trump Spike In Vasectomies

Dave Kunzelman, leithian, and I were just looking at this article. the headline is “Vasectomies spike by 1,200% after Trump reelection.”

As leithian pointed out this has the potential to hasten that population collapse barreling our way in the next few decades, and she noted that, of course, these morons believe in the lie of “overpopulation.”

I think they probably just want sex without consequences, and this is, honestly, a better alternative to the possibility of dating someone who is potentially lying about using birth control and attempting to entrap you.

It happens in either direction, and it's very hard to control for all contingencies, even in the case of chosen celibacy.

Vasectomies can be reversed when the man decides that he eventually would like to have kids.

So, as far as our going extinct after the average sperm count inevitably falls off the map entirely (read Hormonageddon), I'm not too terribly concerned about this particular piece of the puzzle.

God forbid they are forced to be a little bit more forward thinking.

It's not the best way, but it's definitely a more ethical way.

That said, I think they should have done it in the first place.

But they don't think ahead until the women start freaking out and they need to make the whining stop.

They take action in order to receive silence, not because they were really thinking about it.

They just wanted to fuck.

But if you have to hear Pumpkin Spice Bimbo whine about her TDS every time you stick your dick in her, it probably makes it hard to get it up.

Mids. Amirite?!?! 🤣🤣🤣

And people say women don't understand men. Hahahahahahahahaha. No.

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Cow Poetry At The Cattle Revolt

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Divide and Conquer

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Eldritch Horror Jolene

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Memelords A-Memelording….

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The Ministry of Silly Walks

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The Sublimation of Sexual Desire In Christianity

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Thanksgiving Goes Eldritch….

[NOTE: Kyle Taylor found MORE of these after I had posted it, not knowing that I did! LOL! Link to additional eldritch turkistrosities below….]

Sad and Useless. (2023). Cthulhu Turkey. Sad and Useless.

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This Explains So Much About Floridalandia….

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Twitter/X Links Get No Traction

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Wait… We’re NOT?!?!

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YOU HEAR ME, COPPERTOP?!?!

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