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Jan 2·edited Jan 2Liked by The Starfire Codes

That is quite possibly one of the most hilarious things I've read in months, you have to have that inner monolouge on Mike Myers Dad in So I married an Ax Murder for the bro in the tea length kilt but with the milkmaid Molly Shannon or Kelly McDonald yep her has to be KM, you know what David Tennant with his unfiltered brouge too would be equally as funny as his Cassanova but this is great.

Highlights ,"Ne’er ye mind ma pacts, woman!” He came around to her side of the cow. “I DEMAND ZERO-G PEEP JOUSTING!...". This and ..."filthy hay" just well done hilarity we should get to bet on who the anon is but so effn funny. Great usage of those sentences.🤣🤣

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I don't mind if you all would like to bet on who it is, but the rule is that the Anon does not ever have to disclose. 🤣🤣

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Jan 2Liked by The Starfire Codes

Fucking hysterical! Bravo, well done! Admist the brilliance of incorporating over half of the prompts/sentences, I somehow think that this one would have fit somewhere --

In a cock pot, afloat at sea? Is that a cooking pot or a champagne chiller? Those are two completely different vibes. ...but def not complaining 😜

Thanks for the creativity and laughs

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Hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 2Liked by The Starfire Codes

You thought reverse whale was strange, but now it's a reverse cow girl. 🤪🎇🎶

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Hahahahahahaha!

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Feb 2Liked by The Starfire Codes

10 Stars out of 9. I was rolling. The hapless and lusty McDongle is my favorite. His particular verbosity is just too good.

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I agree. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Jan 2Liked by The Starfire Codes

Wow! ? Happy New Year!

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Dongle’s Embrace was an anonymous entry into my writing contest.

Here is a link to the contest. You should submit an entry!

https://www.starfirecodes.com/p/ill-take-sentences-i-never-thought-i-would-say

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Jan 2Liked by The Starfire Codes

I'm not sure what I just read, but it sure was funny!

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Interesting reading, I'm not much of a guy for romance novels or stories, but this was well-written (funny too, love your comment 'her harlot's heart melting' hahaha). Also your ability to toy with the accents of the characters here is interesting, nice touch not all writers could pull this off.

I'll have to take some notes on some of these particular kind of details for my own serial novels. You've given plenty to think of as always Starfire Codes!

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Dongle’s Embrace was an anonymous entry into my writing contest. Thank you, but I didn’t write it. I agree - it’s hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

Here is a link to the contest. You should submit an entry!

https://www.starfirecodes.com/p/ill-take-sentences-i-never-thought-i-would-say

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Dongle’s Embrace was an anonymous entry into my writing contest. Thank you, but I didn’t write it. I agree - it’s hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

Here is a link to the contest. You should submit an entry!

https://www.starfirecodes.com/p/ill-take-sentences-i-never-thought-i-would-say

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