Writing Contest - Sentences I Never Thought I…

[Andrew | Dad Explains]

Woooo!

Let's go!

[M Le Baron]

This was stellar writing. Loved every minute.

[The Starfire Codes]

Thanks!! These were great!! I can't wait to read/listen to the next set!! 🙏🏻💜💫

[Jacqueline Rendell]

YAY!! Alpacamallow approves of this message!! BWAKKKK!! 🤣🤣🤣

Thank you Demi!!!

[The Starfire Codes]

LMFAO!!

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[The Starfire Codes]

I believe the majority of so-called mythical creatures shit glitter. It's the least they could do.

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[The Starfire Codes]

That is actually a thing! I'm serious! I know this because I used to keep a list of bizarre products that people recommended at my old job.... And this was usually one of them.... 🤣🤣🤣

https://www.amazon.com/Shit-Glitter-Hipster-original-glitter/dp/B0947RR4HB

[Jacqueline Rendell]

Among other things, YES!! 🤣🤣🤣

[Dee Rambeau]

I am the Lord's delete finger. Currently I’m finger-bangin’ the shit out of you evil morons.

[The Starfire Codes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Jim Davidson]

Thanks for the mention!

[leithian]

"Welcome to 1939 slipping 1984 a mickey and birthing Rosemary’s baby."

Such hilariously tragic truth. I apparently missed this one.

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Seriously, though, I don't even need the context to get it. Perfect.

[The Starfire Codes]

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[Heather B]

Is your support network really a barbed wire fence? Whoa! Could not have been any more perfect a message for me to read this morning in regard to a so called friend. 💥Thank you! ❤️💕

[The Starfire Codes]

Happy to help!!! 🙏🏻❤️

[Christopher Cook]

"Welcome to 1939 slipping 1984 a mickey and birthing Rosemary’s baby."

—That's awesome!

[The Starfire Codes]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Andrew | Dad Explains]

Here's a link!

https://substack.com/@dadexplains/note/c-58859609

[The Starfire Codes]

Thanks for playing the game!! :)

[Matthew Haviland]

https://matthewhaviland.substack.com/p/poetry-the-road-the-world

Thanks!

[The Starfire Codes]

Thanks!! 🙏🏻💜💫

[Heather B]

I did this one. It actually has 2 of the prompts. The title and 2 memes. 💕https://blissandblisters.substack.com/p/is-your-support-network-really-a

[The Starfire Codes]

Thanks for the entry! :)

[Brett A Dill]

Thank you for another great prompt! "Don't let me ever catch you pissin' in the fridge toilet."

https://open.substack.com/pub/unaddressed/p/sometimes-theres-a-stranger-in-the?r=dj4ex&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

[The Starfire Codes]

Thanks for playing the game!! :)

[Jack Everly]

Starfire Codes Writing Contest: A Piece Called Untitled

https://substack.com/profile/22546780-jack-everly/note/c-58168928?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=df97g

[The Starfire Codes]

Thanks, Jack! :)

[The Starfire Codes]

From @susanmasonartist

https://substack.com/@susanmasonartist/note/c-58918589

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[The Starfire Codes]

I've known some people who could set broccoli on fire. LOL.

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[The Starfire Codes]

Poor leithian. I think I traumatized her with that thing. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[leithian]

I am having PTSD flashbacks as I type this.

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[The Starfire Codes]

OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣