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Well, I tried this, wife took the cheese, ate it, then went back to watching the final episode of Yellowstone. No sign of fascination so far. Will keep you posted as the situation develops. lol

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🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣

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An excellent collection of the fun that is Notes. I am proud of my contribution. Also still dying from the throwing cheese on babies clip.

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That was hilarious and unexpected!! 🤣🤣🤣

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I could honestly watch that on repeat and laugh every time.

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🤣🤣🤣

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My wife sells cheese for a living. No joke. Nothing more to add

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I was doing that a lot in this Scroll.

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Omfg. This scroll is so full of cheese dicks! Too damn funny. Don’t drink with a mouth full of any liquid cos, that “shit ain’t stayin in your mouf” after you read any of this. Lol. My sides hurt laughing so much. Great group of funny humans. Glad to be called “shenanigator” thanks Demi.

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Ha! Thank you so much!! Snarfing... the struggle is real.... 🤣🤣🤣

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T you were killing me with your Hunka Cheese video…hadn’t seen that in so long…coffee did come out of my face!! I have said that for so many years …”you’ll feel better if you have a hunka cheese” but forgotten why or where I got that expression!!! 🤟😋🤓❤️🤣

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I try my best to be witty and make people laugh.

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Well ya done good son!!! Coffee out of face!!! 🤣😘❤️

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Have a gouda day, Memi Demi!! 😘

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Have a great weekend!! Love you!! <3

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Thanks for the shout out Demi. I say, "You May Fascinate A Woman By Giving Her A Piece Of Cheese" is good news for men with bad hygiene.

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LMFAO!!

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Fascinating!

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Thank you for the shout out. My mind is a sieve these days and I was trying to remember what my part was here, and then I found it in the "snap out of it" cheese-on-the-forehead section. 🤣

But the added bonus in scrolling through all of this was the Call Me Maybe section. There was a time this was a regular joke with my husband, who absolutely despises the song. I'd silently mouth the lyrics while acting out dialing and holding an imaginary phone to my ear whenever it started to play, wherever we were, from across rooms and at events, etc. No matter how loud the music was, or the gathering, I could always hear his groan above it all. 😈

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LOL!! Sending my love!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Heck, the right woman and I’d give her a whole hoop of cheese, dontcha know.

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🤣🤣🤣

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Please pass the mozzarella.

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Not the Fascination by Cheese trick?! It's caught me out a few times - show up at my door with a block of Stilton and I lose all control 💫

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No one can resist the ding dong Stilton dash.

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😁

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This is why the last time I made a cheeseboard all the women around went into pure religious awe and starting speaking in tongues.

It had nothing to do with the carbon monoxide leak.

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Nothing at all. It's gotta be the cheese.

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Darth Nessel For. The. Win.

I hate to bring my Michigan problems to Happy Hour but yikes is she a freakazoid Attorney General. Next week I'll have someone on the podcast from Michigan who DOES PHENOMENAL memes, far better than Darth with her lightsaber.

Thanks for this weeks edition of The Scroll!

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Thank you!!! 🙏🏻💜💫

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Time to put a cheese emoji 🧀 in the dating app profile 😇

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🤣🤣🤣

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This was great, I deserve it, especially thank you Stone Bryson. LMAO❤️

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Hahahaha!! :)

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