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Jim Davidson's avatar

There was a piano tuner. He went from town to town offering his piano tuning services. His name was Hans Oppernocketty.

One day as he was preparing his van to leave town one of his first customers in that village came running up. Her piano was again in need of his services.

He turned to her and said, "Madame, Oppernocketty tunes but once."

Nearby a drummer hit the "ba-boom tiss"

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Free Human's avatar

That Yaldabaoth one pretty much nailed it :( I always hated "Jackass World"...

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Ronin's avatar

I loved the Animorphs as a kid.

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Craving Ratio's avatar

Starfish, Ima do that.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Stone Bryson's avatar

That mf IS too comfortable - someone needs to smack in head... or ask what his secret is... 😉😁

Awesome drop as always, fren 🐸🥰

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Hahaha!! Thanks!! 🐸🥰

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Roman S Shapoval's avatar

Love the one with the grateful birds not becoming cruel - a lovely message!

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Simone Senisin's avatar

I drink coffee and collect art as a hobby 🤣 🙏 ☕️ 🖼

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