In Which I Say and Hear All Kinds of Bizarre Things, You Use Those Things As Writing Prompts, and The Winner Takes Glory, Bragging Rights, and a Free Year Of The Starfire Codes on Substack....
Wow! Thank you! Such a great surprise, especially needed today!
Congratulations!! šš»šš«
"The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.."
LMAO
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https://bcmoore2.substack.com/p/october-tale
Thanks, Brian!! šš»šš«
Volume 10 sentences submission. Thanks Demi!
A Dream of Frogs by Asperges
The frogs are not what they seem.
A prism in shards, just a dream.
Splinters of light rend the gray
āround the frame of my eyes to nothing, to fog.
Through my mind coursing echoes, seething regret;
You could have conversed with the frogs!
Yet,
the frogs are not what they seemā¦..
Still the prism refracting, unseen.
Thanks, Asperges!
A Freedom Fest panelist discussing John Kerry: āThe guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.ā
The most obvious haiku ever... https://substack.com/@ratsays/note/c-71090148
'She has those nips akimbo' is just asking to be a lyric. š¤£
LMFAO!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Bimbo and limbo are the obvious, yet delightful, rhyming options. LOOOOOTS of potential here for a hit. š¤Ŗšøš¶ā¤ļø
Kimbo's Adventures Akimbo in Bimbo Limbo
šš!!
I could even go rap-style, if I make those 'L's' silent it's a hot rhyme:
She sho is smooth an' nimble
Like ridin' a handheld gimbal
Her nips may be crooked
But her face is damn good-lookin'
āSentences I never thought Iād sayāā¦ Hmmmmā¦ Let me think š¤š¤š¤. Oh I know, how about the following:
1) - āOf COURSE Iāll still respect you in the morningā
2) - āYes honey, Iām in complete agreement with youā
3) - āI enjoy visiting my in-lawsā
4) - āMy mother-in-law is a wonderful womanā (she actually IS btw)
5) - āI enjoy talking to copsā (Iām actually married to one)
6) - āIāve swum with great white sharksā (Iām a licensed scuba diver)
7) - āI enjoy skydivingā
8) - āI have a crush on one of my co-workersā (but canāt bring myself to tell her š¤)
9) - āThe Fast & The Furious movies now absolutely suckā
10) - āIām loving being a dadā (now a dad to 2 kids, aged 3 & 16 days old).
ā¦I hope this okay š¤šš¤
Thanks for the entry, Dyce! :)
Wow! Thank you! Such a great surprise, especially needed today!
Congratulations!! šš»šš«
"The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.."
LMAO
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
https://bcmoore2.substack.com/p/october-tale
Thanks, Brian!! šš»šš«
Volume 10 sentences submission. Thanks Demi!
A Dream of Frogs by Asperges
The frogs are not what they seem.
A prism in shards, just a dream.
Splinters of light rend the gray
āround the frame of my eyes to nothing, to fog.
Through my mind coursing echoes, seething regret;
You could have conversed with the frogs!
Yet,
the frogs are not what they seemā¦..
Still the prism refracting, unseen.
Thanks, Asperges!
A Freedom Fest panelist discussing John Kerry: āThe guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.ā
The most obvious haiku ever... https://substack.com/@ratsays/note/c-71090148
'She has those nips akimbo' is just asking to be a lyric. š¤£
LMFAO!!! š¤£š¤£š¤£
Bimbo and limbo are the obvious, yet delightful, rhyming options. LOOOOOTS of potential here for a hit. š¤Ŗšøš¶ā¤ļø
Kimbo's Adventures Akimbo in Bimbo Limbo
šš!!
I could even go rap-style, if I make those 'L's' silent it's a hot rhyme:
She sho is smooth an' nimble
Like ridin' a handheld gimbal
Her nips may be crooked
But her face is damn good-lookin'
š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
āSentences I never thought Iād sayāā¦ Hmmmmā¦ Let me think š¤š¤š¤. Oh I know, how about the following:
1) - āOf COURSE Iāll still respect you in the morningā
2) - āYes honey, Iām in complete agreement with youā
3) - āI enjoy visiting my in-lawsā
4) - āMy mother-in-law is a wonderful womanā (she actually IS btw)
5) - āI enjoy talking to copsā (Iām actually married to one)
6) - āIāve swum with great white sharksā (Iām a licensed scuba diver)
7) - āI enjoy skydivingā
8) - āI have a crush on one of my co-workersā (but canāt bring myself to tell her š¤)
9) - āThe Fast & The Furious movies now absolutely suckā
10) - āIām loving being a dadā (now a dad to 2 kids, aged 3 & 16 days old).
ā¦I hope this okay š¤šš¤
Thanks for the entry, Dyce! :)
Congratulations!! šš»šš«