Writing Contest - Sentences I Never Thought I…

[Alexander Semenyuk]

Wow! Thank you! Such a great surprise, especially needed today!

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[DoG]

"The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.."

LMAO

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[brian moore]

https://bcmoore2.substack.com/p/october-tale

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[Asperges]

Volume 10 sentences submission. Thanks Demi!

A Dream of Frogs by Asperges

The frogs are not what they seem.

A prism in shards, just a dream.

Splinters of light rend the gray

‘round the frame of my eyes to nothing, to fog.

Through my mind coursing echoes, seething regret;

You could have conversed with the frogs!

Yet,

the frogs are not what they seem…..

Still the prism refracting, unseen.

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[Michael Newberry]

A Freedom Fest panelist discussing John Kerry: “The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.”

[Rat]

The most obvious haiku ever... https://substack.com/@ratsays/note/c-71090148

[Jacqueline Rendell]

'She has those nips akimbo' is just asking to be a lyric. 🤣

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[Jacqueline Rendell]

Bimbo and limbo are the obvious, yet delightful, rhyming options. LOOOOOTS of potential here for a hit. 🤪🎸🎶❤️

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Kimbo's Adventures Akimbo in Bimbo Limbo

[Jacqueline Rendell]

😂😂!!

I could even go rap-style, if I make those 'L's' silent it's a hot rhyme:

She sho is smooth an' nimble

Like ridin' a handheld gimbal

Her nips may be crooked

But her face is damn good-lookin'

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[Gerard Roll]

“Sentences I never thought I’d say”… Hmmmm… Let me think 🤔🤔🤔. Oh I know, how about the following:

1) - “Of COURSE I’ll still respect you in the morning”

2) - “Yes honey, I’m in complete agreement with you“

3) - “I enjoy visiting my in-laws”

4) - “My mother-in-law is a wonderful woman” (she actually IS btw)

5) - “I enjoy talking to cops” (I’m actually married to one)

6) - “I’ve swum with great white sharks” (I’m a licensed scuba diver)

7) - “I enjoy skydiving”

8) - “I have a crush on one of my co-workers” (but can’t bring myself to tell her 🤐)

9) - “The Fast & The Furious movies now absolutely suck”

10) - “I’m loving being a dad” (now a dad to 2 kids, aged 3 & 16 days old).

…I hope this okay 🤞😌🤞

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Thanks for the entry, Dyce! :)

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