Writing Contest - Sentences I Never Thought I Would Say Or Hear: Volume Ten
Writing Contest - Sentences I Never Thought I Would Say Or Hear: Volume Ten
In Which I Say and Hear All Kinds of Bizarre Things, You Use Those Things As Writing Prompts, and The Winner Takes Glory, Bragging Rights, and a Free Year Of The Starfire Codes on Substack....
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SENTENCES, VOLUME TEN - THE RULES:
Use one or more of these collected sentences in a story, a script, a piece of original music, or a poem that you write.
No editing the prompts. They must remain intact.
Post a link to the story, poem, music, or script you have written in the comments of this article so I can find them and so that others may enjoy reading these too.
This link you provide will serve as your “entry.”
The link must be listed in the comments of this article below in order to qualify as an entry.
I will read all of these and choose a winner. I am a human being. I promise nothing but my own subjectivity as a judge. It’s the best I’ve got, so it will have to do.
You may comment as much as you like, but only enter one piece for consideration. I only have one me, so unless one of you can clone me, you are only allowed to enter once.
The winner gets glory, bragging rights, and a free year of SFC on Substack.
You have until October 31, 2024, to submit your entry in the comments below.
After that, I will create another post in which I will link all of the entries and announce the winners.
And without further ado, here’s the prompt list for Volume Nine….
Sentences I Never Thought I Would Say
Her belly has some kind of strange plant life beard that covers her fish-lady parts.
Don’t wake up golden potato. Golden potato will shoot lasers out its potato eyes.
Golden potato has built in protection mechanisms like The Oracle in Fantasia.
He watches that diners, dives, and whatever show with the human koosh ball.
Yeah fuck that hermit crab fax machine honey in a jar bullshit. VETO!!!!!
That is likely to change slightly, but not enough to acquire a majority stake in Shoelandia.
The “scream loudly when you see your friends” part is something I find disturbing when women do it, but they tend to sound more like SQUEEEEEE alarms than crows.
Sentences I Never Thought I Would Hear
Out in the west-Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican squirrel.
Your anus is bleeding? Gee, Timmy, maybe you shouldn't bend over and let the monarchy fuck you that hard?
She has those nips akimbo.
Guys, what the ever-loving fucknugget is going on here?
Apparently we have a surfeit of polymaths!
Credtards of a feather credtard together?
Oh nooooes! It's a credtardemic!!!
Cheebus titty-fucking crapcakes! I am venting drive plasma. All hands abandon ship!
I just went outside to see if there were any owls to argue with. But all I heard were frogs and stuff.
How could anyone ignore a golden potato?
Jeepers—golden potato is violent.
You could have conversed with the frogs.
The frogs are not what they seem.
That's what they get for being Glitchy McGlitchypants!
The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.
SEPTEMBER 2024 WINNERS:
THANK YOU SO MUCH to all of the participants for playing my game with me and making this an absolute blast!! 🙏🏻💜💫
🎉🥳🎉 Congratulations!!! 🙏🏻💜💫
Special thanks to , , , , , , , , , , Taoist Sage, and as well as all of the participants and winners!
Wow! Thank you! Such a great surprise, especially needed today!
"The guy was like an MK Ultra Mr. Ed meets Son of Sam mainlining MSNBC and meth.."
LMAO