In Which I Say and Hear All Kinds of Bizarre Things, You Use Those Things As Writing Prompts, and The Winner Takes Glory, Bragging Rights, and a Free Year Of The Starfire Codes on Substack....
Of course, I had a lot of fun participating in this one. In the past I haven’t found the time or a good subject to write about. Lol. I love the creativity you inspire and people. Have a beautiful day!✨💜✨
Alright... since I already won twice this year, and I like breaking rules, here's a haiku (not perfectly grammatically correct but should be understandable):
When you are semiconscious and the surgeon says,”oops.”
🤣🤣🤣
I’ve had that happen! I woke with half of a boob! 😳 I am not joking! 🙃
Wait... what?!?! 😳
Yeah! I'm like afterward —convinced he had to do it. Years later rethinking the butchery. 🪓😞
Language is a precise tool, but I understand Sharpie messages help from getting the wrong stuff cut off.
Not when mostly unconscious.
“Amputate this leg xxxx.”
“I’m the one with a bad appendix.”
“Replace this knee ^^^^.”
“Rotator cuff bad on this shoulder xxxxx.”
was just reading the contest sentence you posted and I think I’m stealing “ what is your Google finger broken? For my tag line lol
LOL! :)
Fresh off the press! https://open.substack.com/pub/charlottependragon/p/the-unlikely-expert?r=127z9b&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web
Thank you for playing the game with us!! 🙏🏻💜💫
Of course, I had a lot of fun participating in this one. In the past I haven’t found the time or a good subject to write about. Lol. I love the creativity you inspire and people. Have a beautiful day!✨💜✨
Alright... since I already won twice this year, and I like breaking rules, here's a haiku (not perfectly grammatically correct but should be understandable):
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Nina maswali,
Hakuna anajibu.
Ni Kiswahili.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Definitely picking the "my mother made me a robotic chicken torture device expert" to write about.
This is going to be fun. That one is so fin appropriate ; they are all good though.
Thanks, Dyce! 🙏🏻💜💫
Thank you for playing the game with us!! 🙏🏻💜💫