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MRT’s Haircut's avatar

I’m shooting for continuity and hoping to be the one with the most continuous comments in the scroll. It’s a high bar. I may have missed. But there is always tomorrow!

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

LOL!

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An K.'s avatar

Thank you Demi!! 🔥🫶

.. I checked my pits immediately!! 😂😂

The other day some cringestack clown commented: "Too much time on your hands and no phone connection" .. yeah no phone connection, that's when I'm posting .. I had to read it twice, I simply could not fathom the total mind and brain- lessness ... how many shots did you say you got..???!!! 😂😂

On the other hand, I get it.. their whole world just basically crashed, they are angry, scared ( all of us are ) and more or less ignorant/ stupid, we all know how people like that deal with anger and frustration.. open mind open heart .. what?? .. lol ... well, things happen for a reason. So did Covid.

All of this is a spiritual war and there are many that have missed the train. And some have not found the station yet... the sort out has begun.

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Anne Mattingly's avatar

this was great! hilarious & brilliant. i dont usually have the time but so glad i did today! thnx for the laughs and some really good memories of similar conversations online over the years. great scroll!

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Ellie is Based in Paris's avatar

An honor and privilege to have served 🫡 🇺🇸👊🏻✨

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Itsuki Matsumura's avatar

Awwwwwww..........boohoohoo. Wittle frenchy still hasn't dealt with her tremendous armpit hair pwoblem......🤣

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Nathan Carney's avatar

So I'm too busy to read the scroll today to find out what you are talking about.

If you are talking about armpit hair, it is probably only a problem for you.

I never once look in the mirror or what not and say god what a hairy armpit. Ok ok, I'm a little vain.

I might say awesome.

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Itsuki Matsumura's avatar

Awww.........boohoohoo. You Don't have time to figure out what the deal is with the armpit hair. Poor wittle you.

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Nathan Carney's avatar

I'll take that Itsuki, I like your posts.

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Nathan Carney's avatar

What?

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Dee Rambeau's avatar

Thanks Demi for the inclusion in your scroll! Fakery and fuckery will crumble at the sight. 😎👊

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

⚡️💥🔥

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The Mighty Humanzee's avatar

I usually read the Scroll the morning it comes out so I’m a few days. This put a smile on my face - I forgot about Endora and Bonnie being pissed over the fake-ass bird flu temperature.

Thanks for doing this Demi - it’s a lot of work.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Happy to do it!! 🙏🏻💜💫

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Dave's avatar

One thing about the tariffs issue that I don’t understand. Why don’t all the countries affected simply call Trump’s bluff and offer to eliminate all tariffs on US exports if the US does likewise? What’s wrong with totally free trade between our countries? Most all of them have a huge competitive advantage in their lower wages so why do they need protection from high wage US workers?

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Jacqueline Rendell's avatar

Reading The Scroll is like undergoing hypnosis to awaken memories of events or conversations long forgotten but never gone. I often find myself declaring aloud "ohhhYAAAAA!!" upon reading. 🪄😎

A pleasure and honour to be included, my Floridian Angel. 🥰

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Memory unlocking achieved! 🤣

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Nathan Carney's avatar

I knew an 83 year old woman who took the vaccine.

She became ill a year later.

On the blood draw they found really weird and rare shit including a strain avian flu. There were about 4 really weird and strange bac and vac biomarkers.

Her protocol was to be to be on several drugs for up to 3 years.

Can you imagine having to take anti-viral and anti-biotics for over a year 3 times a week?

People fall into these weird ass rabbit holes because they follow "the science" where information, intuition, and a little personal research could have prevented it.

Don't take the vaccine.

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Nathan Carney's avatar

See a year before she came up from Arizona to stay with me over the summer.

Well I had a little room for her, but It really needed a cleanup. Besides being a catch-all, I had for a while a kittle magpie in there.

So I really had to scrub.

One morning, driving on the road home, it was raining, and two young magpie's were tunbling on the road with every passing car.

One was dead but the other was beat up soaked, and had a broken wing.

I took it home to the guest room and nursed im back to health.

It let me pet it and I released it.

When I released it it came up and regergitated a little food for me as a thankyou. And then climbed a tree high up. Hope it made it.

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Nathan Carney's avatar

The lady L also recovered to some good extent.

In someways laughter is good medicine too.

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Ronin's avatar

My goodness, I couldn’t tell if some of the commenters were really deranged, trolls or bots.

I read these enough to know who the usual suspects are like Andrew and Librarian, etc.

That was a very long overthinking thread.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

You're not wrong, mister!!

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Matt Monster's avatar

Thank you for including me and for the priceless laughs!

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

My pleasure, Matt! 🙏🏻💜💫

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i3utm's avatar

It will be interesting to use a post of mine in your next Scroll(tm) in June. One of my most recent posts mentions you. ^.^

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The Contrarian Capitalist's avatar

Thank you for the superb inclusion into the scroll! This always brings extra joy to my weekends! 😎

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

My pleasure! Thank you! 🙏🏻💜💫

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The Contrarian Capitalist's avatar

Onwards and upwards! Have a superb weekend 🤓

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

You too!!

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