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The Brothers Krynn's avatar

Damn pisstifier didn't make the cut! Oh well this was still a blast to read as always Demi, needed the laugh.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Glad to make you laugh!! :)

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The Brothers Krynn's avatar

Hahaha merci, it’s been a tough day so far, so any laughter is really appreciate good lady. And I hope pisstifier got a good giggle out of you, as recompense. I’ll try to think of a Donn or Coleman level joke for you tomorrow as thanks either way.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

I’m sorry it’s been a rough day! Happy to cheer you up a bit!! :)

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Jessica J's avatar

Did that pisstifier just leave me pisstified is a way to use it in a sentence while using pisstified also.

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The Brothers Krynn's avatar

Lmao glad to be of service

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Jessica J's avatar

🤣😁

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MaKenna Grace's avatar

This is great! Thanks for the shout out!

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thank you so much! And thanks for contributing!! :)

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

Wow Demi! This is an epic post and incredibly riveting, in the most fascinating and surprising ways! Haha

It took me over an hour to read (and watch the clips, etc.), but it was SO worth it. That said, I’m shamelessly blaming you when my client wonders where all the work is that I must have completed by tomorrow. Oh yes I am!!! Heh heh

There were so many things I wanted to quote here in my comment, but the volume of greatness was too overwhelming.

However, THIS rang true for me personally:

“I also, for better or worse, genuinely don’t care what anyone else thinks of me. People have hated me my whole life - who cares? How is that different from any other Tuesday? Haters gonna hate. So, there’s that.”

While I DO care what my husband thinks of me and (to some extent) my kids, if others want to throw shade and hate my way, it doesn’t bother me. It’s mildly disturbing when I get death threats, but that hasn’t happened in several years and would require much more space to explain here.

I loved the “Tentacles” clip and all the others.

The image of the two buildings — one built back in the day with all its beauty and ineffable glory and the quite ugly, brutalistic-ish modern structure trying to look classy — peaked my interest greatly. DS & I have been watching a lot of videos about so-called “star forts,” and the mysterious lore surrounding them and this reminds me of that.

These golden tidbits sprinkled amidst the ongoing hilarity and sarcasm of this post only added to its compelling character. I kept talking myself I needed to stop reading and come back later after I tended to some things, but…ahem…I did not.

Thanks so much Demi! 💗💗💗

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thank you so much, Samantha!! (And my advance apologies, Samantha's client!! Hahaha!!)

NGL: The death threats I got were in such verbatim NPC lockstep with each other that even they gave me giggle fits. 🤣

I know. I'm warped.

If you want to find more videos like that, DEFINITELY check out my What I'm Watching section. At the top of this post, there's a button marked Table of Contents - it's in there! ❤️

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

You’re not warped. Just very well adjusted and armored against the crazy.

Thanks for letting me know where to find more videos on the topic! 💗💗💗

I’ll pass on your kind apologies to my client. This particular client is one of my closest friends, so it’ll be ok! Haha

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thank you for saying that. Sometimes I wonder if my responses to things like that are weird or if it's just because it isn't affecting me. Since I never think about it, we'll roll with the latter!! 🤣

In that case, feel free to give your client the link!! 🤣❤️

Let me know what you think!! ⚡️💥🔥

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Samantha Gluck's avatar

Tonight is video watching night, so I’ll let you know.

Interestingly, I’ve had similar feelings when it comes to things simply not affecting me like they usually affect others. It’s not like a callous uncaring for me. It’s almost as if I don’t “get” the joke, except that it’s not a joke. I can’t really explain it and I’ve been this way all my life.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

I totally understand that - that was a FANTASTIC way to explain it!! Thank you!! ❤️

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Kurtis's avatar

Thank you for this.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Sure!! Thanks for contributing!! :)

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Vulkan's avatar

Awesome and thank you for the mention. It gruntled me!!!

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

LOL! I'm honored you're gruntled! Thanks!! :)

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Jessica J's avatar

I love Jacquelines song so much and had to listen to it again.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Aww!!! I love it too!! LOL!! It cracks me up - so great!!!

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Jessica J's avatar

Allpaccamallow is perfect and it gets funnier each time. You guys are awesome and I love it. Laughing through Lands apocalypse Chututes monster emerging and wondering if we can use hyperstition to defeat the hyperstition re Chututes, I'm not trying to go too hard in the fhagan here but using their logic wouldn't it be just as easy to create a reality where the theory is proven wrong or is it being proven correct in making something manifest to counterbalance Lands Chat GPT 52 Predator drone monster that roams as the remnants of societies tech bros are living in Bunkers protected by Chutulu 2.0 in 2050. Meanwhile in Barter Town kinda thing that could be possibly heading for us all. Again possible space opera ideas here. Yet I'm left wondering if the whole theory breaks down to use itself to destroy itself if possible even when abstractly pondering, as I am presently.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

You just don't choose it. Put your focus on a different future outcome and assume it's the only outcome. Then your consciousness does not move to any of the timelines in which that unwanted future occurs. Crisis averted.

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Jessica J's avatar

I guess my question, in a way, is then it still becomes manifest in someone else's and they just shouldn't be allow to use capitalism as their vehicle for driving off the proverbial cliff. It's a mechanism that affects every single timeline in some way shape or form.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

It doesn't affect every timeline. There are infinitely many timelines. You can only control which one you yourself experience.

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Rainey Mitchell (L.E.E)'s avatar

Thanks for the shout out. The stealing things that might inconvenience people was fun.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thanks for contributing!! <3

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Ash 1952's avatar

Check out Craig Hamilton Parker , k m Sinha , astrokapoor on YouTube

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13/1 NYS CONstitution's avatar

Feel the heat off my blushing cheeks, for the compassionate nod 🙂‍↕️

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thank you so much for contributing!! :)

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Christopher Cook's avatar

I never yell at clouds. But they do make me laugh sometimes.

Actually a lot of times.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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Simone Senisin's avatar

I can picture Michael Hutchence singing Pisstified 🎶🤣💜, bless his soul 😇

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Aww! 🤣🤣🤣

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Alex de Carvalho's avatar

Wow … What a post and what a thread! Thanks for the shoutout, Demi! 😂

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thank you so much, Alex! And thanks for contributing!! 🤣

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Jim Davidson's avatar

Way back at the beginning of the Amazon kindle fraudulent misrepresentation scheme, there was a book for sale as an eBook for Kindle that Amazon felt was inappropriate. I would have to look for it, and the topic so disgusts me that I'd rather not. But it would have been about 2012 or so. They took the book off their site. Then they took it off all the Kindle readers. People who had paid for the book were no longer able to access it. That was it for me, after that I refused to consider ever buying a Kindle or allowing it to be a gift to me. Because that is dark, evil, nasty, ugly stuff. Wrong on so many levels. I don't trust Jeff Bezos or Amazon since then.

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Gideon's avatar

🔥 🙌🏾

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thank you so much!! :)

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Jacqueline Rendell's avatar

Bravo, sister!! There is SO much work here in creating and compiling all the shenanigans! 🤪🦙💖

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thank you so much!! We need The Shenanigator Chronicles!!! The residents of Alpacamallowlandia vote for it ever year!! LMFAO!!

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Jacqueline Rendell's avatar

🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙🦙

The Alpacamallows seriously approve of this message.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Matthew Haviland's avatar

For my anecdote of the day, my college amour (or whatever) said they were, insisted on calling sprinkles, "Jimmies." She was way ahead of me.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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