THE SCROLL: Crotch Magic

Notes On Belligerent Potatoes, Fake Ass Pandas, "Full-Throated Fascists," Non-Consent for Governance, Our Subverted History, Spicy Baby Showers, Synchronizing Swatches, THOR, and more...

Nov 30, 2024

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

PAST EDITIONS OF THE SCROLL

THE PERPLEXICON

Can THOR Defend Humanity Against Demonic Fake Ass Pandas?!

Can’t You Just Get It Already?!

Crotch Magic

Don’t Sabotage Your Peace Because Chaos Is Familiar

Favorite MST3K?

"Full-Throated Fascism”……?!?!?!

I Do Not Consent

In Which The Memelords Continue Memelording….

Non-Euclidean Cortesian Plane 3D Doritos Collapsing A Quantum Superposition of Buffalo Ranch Flavor Right Onto Your Taste Buds

Our Subverted History

The Male Mind Cannot Comprehend The Allure Of Tony Soprano

Flat out correct. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Men, you could do worse than to listen to a woman when she tells you in all honesty what REALLY makes a man attractive - not just initially in a split second size up in your false estimation that we are looking for some “alpha Giga-Chad” character that no man could ever live up to (and yet inauthentically tries to fake it), but for the long haul.

She knows.

Don’t preemptively argue.

She knows there are many absolutely terrible, irredeemable things wrong with this character, and she owns it.

That’s not what she’s highlighting here.

Look past that, like she did - don’t be judgy out the gate - and instead see this as a purely pragmatic break down exercise.

See what she’s saying when she identifies these other positive characteristics piecemeal….

You might realize that you might have way less work to do in some areas than you think you do… but perhaps so much more work to do than you thought you did in others….

For others of you, you will realize you are exactly where you need to be and you will gain so much needed and well deserved confidence in hearing what women actually dig spelled out for you in a crystal clear way….

Either way, listen. Like Tony does.

Take the journey without judgment.

And reading this will be a win for all of you. ⚡️💥🔥

Thanks, Catherine Shannon!

When Baby Showers Get Spicy….

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