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Chris Youngblood's avatar

Incredible! I might go huff balloons in the parking lot during Plato’s Man Cave though.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

LOL!! I'm excited to see Plato's Man Cave play. The wall shadows alone are interesting, let alone the sunlight when you find your way out to check out who is really running the foosball table.

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Nathan Carney's avatar

Good luck getting there though.

It used to be...well they plugged up all the peep ...lol

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Ki Consciousness's avatar

These are all fantastic -- some made me LOL hard -- but "Defenestration Through the Overton Window" is next level.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

LOL! Thanks!! :)

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Greg Nance's avatar

I have a band name and solo act. The band is psychebilly rock band called Stranger Tractors and a solo hillbilly rapper name Deathrow Clampett. Call me anytime.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

LOL!!

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tru3's avatar

Bill them with Burning River of Whisky and I’m there!

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Geno Merryman's avatar

I’m so sorry, I didn’t know we were doing this, or I’d have contributed Stripper Shart and the Speckles, which I saw at a club outside the main gate of Fort Sill in lovely Lawton, OK sometime during the mid-80s. And I don’t mean the band but…, well you know, it’s never a good idea to get under a stripper’s skin.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

LOL! I will add it to the roster for 2026. ;)

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Rat's avatar

Where are Aberran't Apostrophe's?

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

In the roster for 2026. ;)

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The Real Evan J's avatar

You had me at Fake Ass Pandas. Everyone knows by now (or should know) that Pandas are fake.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

YES!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Mark Alexander's avatar

Please please please make this festival happen! I really want to see The Truculent Pangolins. Their albums are awesome, and I've heard they're even better live.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣

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David G. Tatman's avatar

"Life and ink, they run out at the same time, or so said my old friend the squid." Jimmy Buffett (RIP), from If I Could Just Get It On Paper, 1982

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Paul Jackson's avatar

Oh man, used to do a similar thing during the heyday of punk. I think my best was a band called Anal Leakage.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Hahahahaha!!

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James Costello's avatar

I guess Crushing Otoliths couldn’t make it.

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Nathan Carney's avatar

Well remember all the punk band names? Like Skate Death, and The Crack Pipes?

I have this simple but weird tendency, no,no, its to combine an adjetive and noun.

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Nathan Carney's avatar

That's the Band aka Adjective Noun, aka Adjetive Nown.

They are still working on songs k.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Scheduling conflict.

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Frater Seamus's avatar

I am impressed that you went through the trouble of making that killer poster Demi, hilarious. Making up stupid band names is a long standing favourite pastime of musicians that never seems to get old. When I get bored I like to make fake album covers and send them to my bandmates.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Ha!! That's awesome!! We had so much fun with this!! 🤣🤣🤣

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flatpress's avatar

I'm gutted 😔. I was really hoping 'The Scrotum Poles' and 'The Feltching Fisters' where gonna be playing. Oh well. Maybe next year?

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

I'm hearing rumors that they may have signed on for next year's show. There may have been scheduling conflicts this year, but I am hearing they are eagerly looking forward to appearing in the future.

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Erik Hogan's avatar

This is hilarious 🤣

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

LOL! Thanks!!! :)

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Jennifer's avatar

LOVE this🤣

It's so something I would do that I printed it out for inspiration at my desk.

So fun! I want to sing for Plato's Man Cave

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

I'm so glad you found it inspiring!! LOL!! We had a blast doing it!! <3

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Jennifer's avatar

I bet. The 2026 list is something to look forward to🤓

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

It's already beginning to take shape! LOL!

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Sky's avatar

"band names that don't exist" - but should!

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Absolutely should!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Sky's avatar

I want concert t shirts soooo bad!

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Refenestrated's avatar

This festival is a music lover’s dream, with its mix of established successful acts and talented up-and-comers looking to make names for themselves. When their albums start going double uranium, I hope they remember to credit you for the exposure.

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The Starfire Codes's avatar

Stretch goals: If they don't hit triple unobtainium, are they even really trying?!?!

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