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I have a confession to make: I have a rather strange compulsion.
I like to collect band names for bands that don’t exist.
I started keeping a list of these band names for no other reason than fueling my own personal amusement.
After a while, friends caught on that I have this preoccupation.
They began enabling my dysfunction by graciously sending me hilarious band names just about daily to add to the list.
We did this for over a year.
At some point, I decided I had collected enough fake band names.
It was now time to create a poster for an imaginary festival that would never exist.
This is that.
Please enjoy the juicy fruits of our utter derangement….
Welcome to the SQUID PRO QUO Music Festival 2025, presented by Cthulhu Club.
Special thanks to , , , , BH, , , , , Ginger Ale, , , Judy Cook, , , Kobalevsky 42, , , , M, Mike Bell, Py, , , , Taoist Sage, , and all of the other various Cthulhu Club members, Memelords, Shenanigators, and Scrollars who have made this gibbering madness possible through lunacy contribution or sheer force of existence.
You rock.
So sayeth The Squid, so sayeth we all.
Incredible! I might go huff balloons in the parking lot during Plato’s Man Cave though.
These are all fantastic -- some made me LOL hard -- but "Defenestration Through the Overton Window" is next level.