MEME WARS EPISODE V: The Phantom Menace To Society

An Exquisite Corpse-Style meme battle between Demi Pietchell of The Starfire Codes and Ratio Bradbornius of Craving Ratio

Jun 10, 2025

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Aloha, Star Fam… Demi and Ratio are back at it again because we're STILL tied and nobody can escape this beautiful disaster!

Like a boomerang carved out of pure, unadulterated chaos… it's BAAAAACK!!!

THE SAGA CONTINUES….

The smoke has barely cleared from the last battlefield.

Somewhere in the distance, a single notification ding signals like a death knell.

Our heroes - if you could ever call two completely unhinged memelords "heroes" - sit in their respective Strangelove style war rooms, wondering how they’ve suddenly gone to black and white, surrounded by empty Jolt cola cans and the ghosts of meme wars past.

Demi stares at a wall covered in red string connecting various rare Pepe variants while muttering about "the algorithm" and thinking hard about what she did….

Ratio practices his best evil villain laugh in the mirror, but it just kind of sounds like a dying platypus mimicking old school dial-up sounds….

The tie from Episode IV hangs over them like a cursed space piñata.

Neither victorious, neither defeated - just two memelords trapped in an eternal dance of digital decimation….

And then it hits them: The Phantom Menace To Society isn't some external cosmic force bearing down upon their consciousness….

IT'S THE FACT THAT THEY'VE BECOME SO SYNCHRONIZED IN THEIR COMBINED CHAOS THAT EVEN THEY CAN'T TELL THEIR OWN MEMES APART ANYMORE….

The makeshift labeling system they implemented?

This has served as but a mere bandage on the gushing, gaping wound of their collective consciousness.

They've become one terrifying, symbiotic, two-headed meme hydra….

Lightning crashes. Thunder rolls. From the depths of their parallel dimensions, they simultaneously crack open fresh cans of liquid inspiration, the bubbles fizzing like tiny caffeinated warriors preparing for battle….

This time, it's not just about winning. It's about maintaining what's left of their individual sanity while simultaneously obliterating yours….

Lock your doors.

Clear your browser history.

Say goodbye to any semblance of productivity you once thought you may have had….

They're back, more unhinged than ever, ready to unleash a phantom menace so devastating that society itself will probably need therapy… you know, more than it already did prior to this particular brand of memetic insanity….

Get ready for digital warfare so intense, so ridiculous, so absolutely bonkers that even the memes are staring at the walls, questioning their life choices…..