Took your wise(ass) advice, held off on coffee until AFTER I read this...
HOWEVER...
While taking my alternative morning bong hit, I ended up blowing my laughter back into the vessel, ejecting the burning bundle up, causing it to land on the coffee table, igniting my favorite stuffed squirrel...
This is obviously a plot to prevent me from being able to leave the Cave unscathed and properly caffeineated. I am looking at crowdfunding some some of protective measures from your posts.
I am a Boomer, about 1/3 into the Boom years. Still working, not ready for a rocking chair. I LOVE the self check out register and wish these were not limited to 15 items or less. I dislike how most baggers bag my stuff. I prefer doing it myself so ai can take the frozen stuff directly to the garage freezer, the pantry stuff to the pantry, the refrigerator stuff to the refrigerator. I also like taking my stuff out and loading it into my car myself. I noticed at my last high school reunion a lot of old decrepit people, none whom I recognized. Felt like a Jerry Seinfeld episode, “Who ARE these people?”
Took your wise(ass) advice, held off on coffee until AFTER I read this...
HOWEVER...
While taking my alternative morning bong hit, I ended up blowing my laughter back into the vessel, ejecting the burning bundle up, causing it to land on the coffee table, igniting my favorite stuffed squirrel...
This is obviously a plot to prevent me from being able to leave the Cave unscathed and properly caffeineated. I am looking at crowdfunding some some of protective measures from your posts.
Be advised.
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Demi still pumping out the truth bombs, so many gems in there.
Thanks!! :)
I am a Boomer, about 1/3 into the Boom years. Still working, not ready for a rocking chair. I LOVE the self check out register and wish these were not limited to 15 items or less. I dislike how most baggers bag my stuff. I prefer doing it myself so ai can take the frozen stuff directly to the garage freezer, the pantry stuff to the pantry, the refrigerator stuff to the refrigerator. I also like taking my stuff out and loading it into my car myself. I noticed at my last high school reunion a lot of old decrepit people, none whom I recognized. Felt like a Jerry Seinfeld episode, “Who ARE these people?”
When I have so many tabs open that I have to scroll through them I just open a new window.
Your memes are the gold standard our lizard people overlords seek to remove.
#MillionMemeMarch
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Lol!! Much needed!! 🤣🤣🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
Yo! You ain’t never lie!!! 🍀 Good Show
I am going to keep recycling these magnificent memes! Thanks 😊
But you do fit in a bunch of different places, orange you glad?
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