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Wolfman's avatar

Took your wise(ass) advice, held off on coffee until AFTER I read this...

HOWEVER...

While taking my alternative morning bong hit, I ended up blowing my laughter back into the vessel, ejecting the burning bundle up, causing it to land on the coffee table, igniting my favorite stuffed squirrel...

This is obviously a plot to prevent me from being able to leave the Cave unscathed and properly caffeineated. I am looking at crowdfunding some some of protective measures from your posts.

Be advised.

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MeriBear's avatar

I am a Boomer, about 1/3 into the Boom years. Still working, not ready for a rocking chair. I LOVE the self check out register and wish these were not limited to 15 items or less. I dislike how most baggers bag my stuff. I prefer doing it myself so ai can take the frozen stuff directly to the garage freezer, the pantry stuff to the pantry, the refrigerator stuff to the refrigerator. I also like taking my stuff out and loading it into my car myself. I noticed at my last high school reunion a lot of old decrepit people, none whom I recognized. Felt like a Jerry Seinfeld episode, “Who ARE these people?”

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