Writing Contest - Sentences I Never Thought I Would Say Or Hear: Volume Nine

In Which I Say and Hear All Kinds of Bizarre Things, You Use Those Things As Writing Prompts, and The Winner Takes Glory, Bragging Rights, and a Free Year Of The Starfire Codes on Substack....

Sep 01, 2024

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TABLE OF CONTENTS

PAST SENTENCES CONTESTS

SENTENCES, VOLUME NINE - THE RULES:

Use one or more of these collected sentences in a story, a script, a piece of original music, or a poem that you write.
No editing the prompts. They must remain intact.
Post a link to the story, poem, music, or script you have written in the comments of this article so I can find them and so that others may enjoy reading these too.
This link you provide will serve as your “entry.”
The link must be listed in the comments of this article below in order to qualify as an entry.
I will read all of these and choose a winner. I am a human being. I promise nothing but my own subjectivity as a judge. It’s the best I’ve got, so it will have to do.
You may comment as much as you like, but only enter one piece for consideration. I only have one me, so unless one of you can clone me, you are only allowed to enter once.
The winner gets glory, bragging rights, and a free year of SFC on Substack.
You have until September 30, 2024, to submit your entry in the comments below.
After that, I will create another post in which I will link all of the entries and announce the winners.

And without further ado, here’s the prompt list for Volume Nine….

Sentences I Never Thought I Would Say

Hollow Earth might be full of mutant chickens.
They have mutant chicken cabaret.
So if Godzilla looked like a cybertruck made of laser lightning.
I just start stringing together concepts like my mind wants to start speaking the English version of German.
Maybe that's why she's not as wired. Her face leaks all the time too. She's just leaky from the jaw instead of the eyeballs.
You'd have to be Britney Spears doing her baby voice on helium to sing that.
I think ack-a-foo is my default setting. I apologize. I blame myself.
That stuff will give you the shivers. And the tingles. And the shiver me timbers.
Your birthday vibe is a vag-melon?
To be fair, the simps make great lawn deterrent.
My first question regarding Rapture Pet Insurance.... if you're not trusting that god would provide for your pet, are you really getting raptured anyway?
Why does he strike me as someone who would get too high and forget where he parked the United States?
I prefer grand gestures, not quivering lips.
Jelly lizard is nicky jello over the sybian.

Sentences I Never Thought I Would Hear

I need to incorporate the word “melee” into my daily verbiage at a higher frequency.
In retrospect, it was the decision to decapitate the mount in order to give the rider a better field of vision that doomed the design.
I, personally, would prefer to have White Castle to be served at your drive-thru window. Also, it's be great if your employees' uniforms could incorporate more mauve. Or fuchsia. Yes, definitely fuchsia.
I respect those intrepid enough to brave the psycho-bunnies.
You had my disinterest. Now you have my inattention.
These psycho bunnies, do they say “hippity hoppity get off my property”?Because all the best bunnies do.
I might have to become the “Wanksy” of our town. I’ll need about a million cases of penis colored paint.
Better than that dude that had a 2' eel removed from his intestine after he inserted it up his butt and it started eating his guts.
The same people who eat hamsters with their asses?
I shall now refer to hoovering the booger sugar as Experiencing Goose Bumps.
Sometimes I think that I only have a few years of good brain power remaining, so I gotta give birth to all my idea-babies as quickly as I can!
Yarr, me hearties, pass ye the snow for me nose!
Anyone who walks away feeling good after reading Wuthering Heights is a sociopath.
Frosty the Snowman,
Was a fat hat-stealing fuck.
So watch your hat,
‘Cause he’ll steal your hat,
‘Cause he’s a fat hat-stealing fuck.
Frosty the Snowman,
Don’t care if this don’t rhyme.
He just likes your hat,
So he’ll take your hat,
‘Cause he’s a fat hat-stealing fuck.
Bonobos are humpanzees.
Show me on the doll where the adventure touched you.
Got that good Colombian Goose.