Rockstar Unicorn Energy: Together You Fart Glitter and Shit Rainbows

Channeled Messages 3-21-2022

Channeled Messages:

You’ve been playing it safe for a while, shouldering a massive amount of burdens, but this is about to stop. You are being guided to expect the unexpected in the form of miracles. A big change is happening around you and it’s leading you rapidly toward a completely different life, a new beginning.

You discover a soulmate. This is someone you either knew in your childhood or someone you feel like you’ve known forever, perhaps even in a past life. Being around this person makes you believe in the existence of miracles again. The time you spend with them feels like finding buried treasure. You are so in sync with this person that being around this person would even make watching grass grow or watching paint dry fun for you both.

Your combined energy is like magic - you feel like you can do literally anything together and the entire endeavor seems blessed. This is the kind of energy where everything goes your way and things just start falling into place on their own as if when you’re together you both fart glitter and shit rainbows. The second you share space with this person, this is like being divinely guided to rockstar parking only to find that someone left a suitcase full of diamonds under your car for the two of you when you get back from buying coffee. Then, you check the inner pocket and it’s stuffed with winning lottery tickets and a hand-written note that you two were just so adorable the anonymous donor couldn’t help but leave this gift there for you.

If this is a work partner, you’re probably going to start a business together and everything will go insanely well. If this is a friend or a family member, you can’t help but raise the morale of every room you enter together - if you two are here, it’s an instant party. If this is a love interest, congratulations - this is, without a doubt, the love of your life. In fact, it looks like you are researching how to pursue the passion of wanting to make whatever this is permanent. Most of you are likely moving in together or getting married or taking some form of commitment to another level. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a happier set of cards in my life. This is beautiful energy. Full steam ahead.

Clairaudience (Earworm):

Radiohead - Fake Plastic Trees

Meditation:

The Miracle Meditation

Numerology:

9 - Humanitarianism, Enlightenment, and Compassion

761 - Pay Attention To Yourself: Do Not Neglect Your Needs And Wants

6831 - Open-Heartedness: Facing the Challenges that Life Throws at You with Candor and Bravery

Oracle and Tarot Cards:

Runes:

Shufflemancy:

Ben Folds Five - Don't Change Your Plans

DJ Shadow - Fixed Income

King Crimson - Level Five

Kings of Leon - Come Around Sun Down

Nirvana - Dumb

The Notorious B.I.G. - Juicy

Peter Gabriel - In Your Eyes

The Police - Every Breath You Take

Sam Smith - Fire On Fire

Tori Amos - I Don’t Like Mondays