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Ah say, ah say boy! Ah keep mah feathers numbered for just such occasions! lol

A group of crows is called a murder. I don't make the rules.

I also don't make the rules about cuneiform linguists. js

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My favorite Key and Peele sketch is that one where he is talking about his wife and he says "and then I said ........I said....*leans in to whisper*...................biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch............................... :) And also the one where they are women shopping for puppies in a window. HAhaha. The one about bills being an illusion is perfect because I am about to look at those illusory buggars. I love crows. Hey, they are people too. That frequency one, that's me with my husband, sorry to say. That made me laugh. Might as well yuk it up. Pahah. Don't fight it. I have literally said that to him before. I don't understand your frequency. And the bird that gets home from hanging out with people with his eyes popping out (probably how he normally looks, but adds a certain believability to it, jumping into the pit of silence. PERFECTION. And no, I don't think it's wrong to put a duck in a swing if he likes it :)

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My favorite K&Ps are where they listen to glitch and start bleeding from their brains and where they have all of the East-West football players introducing themselves and some of the names are dolphin noises, and jackhammers, and then you get to Brigham Young and the guy has the most normal bland name on the planet. 🤣🤣

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OH YEAH! I forgot about those. Those are contenders. I just applied the "biiiiiiiiiitch" one to my marriage, so it stuck. Every now and then my husband will say that ....haha. The one where they are jumping out of the window is hilarious! That other one is too. Holy cow, I forgot about those. When I see a cute puppy or kitty I say "I want to eat your FACE" and I think of that other skit. So, I guess I chose them because they are so much like my life. But there are a LOT of contenders. Those two are so funny.That one with the names was great. I need to watch that again later.

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They're hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

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Ahhh spin the bottle. What a game. Kissed many a girl playing that.

Also I know what what my jean fit is 😉.

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In keeping with the zaniness I feel strongly you should label the next meme drop as #44. It'll stoke confusion amongst the mundanes.

Meanwhile here are lyrics inspired by the theme.

🎶But don't be fooled by the radio

The TV or the magazines

Show you photographs of how your life should be

But they're just someone else's fantasy

So if you think your life is complete confusion

'Cause you never win the game

Just remember that it's a grand illusion

And deep inside, we're all the same

All the same...

So if you think your life is complete confusion

'Cause your neighbors got it made

Just remember that it's a grand illusion

And deep inside, we're all the same

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You done messed up now A A Ron!

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Your meme-drop today came with a hit of acid.

BABAR!!! You're always awakening memories I forgot I had!

This is why Jay Quellin loves you...xo

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Jay Quellin didn't screw up, Ay-Ay-Ron! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hubby write and produced a song for me to use in my solo metamorphosis called It’s All An Illusion which I rap talk sing because I can’t sing. I love the meme with its similar namesake. Magic is all optics which bend your sense of reality. I see magic techniques used by the media on the masses to sway opinion, create wars and move elections etc.

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I would LOVE to hear your take on magic techniques in the media!!! 🥰

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I'm not sure what the blazes is going on with the Stanley thing, but it's cracking me up without context so I don't care LOL

Great drop as always, Demi!

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Women going nuts over a cup like it's Cabbage Patch Kids in 1983, basically.

Thanks!! LOL!! 🤣🤣🤣

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🤣🤣🤣 as usual! Good morning & have a great week!

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Good morning!! You too!! 🤣🤣🤣

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I need a hot fix for that "Universe is Not Responding" error message - been getting that one a little too often lately...

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Try turning it off and then choose whether to leave it off. It doesn't have to be on all the time.

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LOL - if I knew how to turn the Universe off for a little while, trust me - I would 🤣🤣🤣

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In keeping with the zaniness I feel strongly you should label the next meme drop as #44. It'll stoke confusion amongst the mundanes.

Meanwhile here are lyrics inspired by the theme.

🎶But don't be fooled by the radio

The TV or the magazines

Show you photographs of how your life should be

But they're just someone else's fantasy

So if you think your life is complete confusion

'Cause you never win the game

Just remember that it's a grand illusion

And deep inside, we're all the same

All the same...

So if you think your life is complete confusion

'Cause your neighbors got it made

Just remember that it's a grand illusion

And deep inside, we're all the same

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We have a theme song for the post!! 🤣🤣🤣

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If we travel through time we could have not only a theme song by Styx but a theme department store at Stix Baer and Fuller! 🤪

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