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Rat's avatar

PSA: you can't give a rat's ass because well, it's not yours to give.

The Starfire Codes's avatar

Hahaha! Fair enough!!

Free Human's avatar

maybe we can't give it, but we can pimp it out - 🤣😂😅

Antila H. Belist's avatar

So humans are free but rat-ho better have your money?

Free Human's avatar

LOL - of course not. Just having a little off color fun :)

Antila H. Belist's avatar

Some of my favorite kinds of fun!

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Feb 1, 2024
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Free Human's avatar

That flowchart is the best thing I've seen all week !

I MUST find a way to sneak that into the next quarterly customer service training SOP document !! 🤣😂😅

The Starfire Codes's avatar

Go to the special thanks section at the bottom - the flow chart belongs to Sarah Knight - go check out her Substack!! 🙏🏻💜💫

Kyle Kissinger (no relation)'s avatar

I certainly give a fuck about this hilarious meme collection 🤣

The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thanks!! 🤣🤣🤣

T. D. Wolf's avatar

You have done God’s work here, Demi. Thank you for this stupendous compendium.

Solarah's avatar

So many memes on fuck droughts in one place....genius!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thanks!!! The isomorphic fuckery one is my favorite!! 🤣🤣🤣

Solarah's avatar

I love the emergency fuck kept safely in a jar 😂

We need one that is stored in that glass compartment on walls you’re only supposed to break in case of fire 😂😂

The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Michael Newberry's avatar

I’m crying! 😂

The Starfire Codes's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

Teresa Parmenter's avatar

I’ve never laughed so hard! these are superior

The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thank you, Teresa!! 🤣🤣🤣

Charlotte Pendragon's avatar

“Oh shit they flew away” 🤣😂😅

Kris Jackson's avatar

My grandmother used to used to say, “I don’t give a good god damn what you want (or say or think, etc).” So I have a particular fondness for that one. I’m almost 50 and I’m definitely all out of fucks. I’m trying hard to remember when I actually did have any fucks to give... it’s been a few years.

leithian's avatar

I just made a circuit around work showing a bunch of these to colleagues. Wonderful afternoon laugh break!

The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Amii's avatar

The one with the man bending over the engine and working on the car is my favorite! That sounds like me up and down! I nearly dropped my cup of coffee on the floor when I saw that one because I was laughing so hard! 🤣👏👏

The Starfire Codes's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jacqueline Rendell's avatar

WOW!! That is a huge collection of absolutely nothing- of zip, zero, zilch fucks!! hahahahaha!!

The Starfire Codes's avatar

😂😂😂😂😂

Starseed Patriot's avatar

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Antila H. Belist's avatar

The last time so many expletives were concentrated this much was the last time I listened to Insane Clown Posse.

Amy Harlib's avatar

Fucking awesome meme meander!

The Starfire Codes's avatar

Thanks!! 🤣🤣🤣

Mermaid Tarot & Astrology's avatar

Could be my most fave byline of all time