My grandmother used to used to say, βI donβt give a good god damn what you want (or say or think, etc).β So I have a particular fondness for that one. Iβm almost 50 and Iβm definitely all out of fucks. Iβm trying hard to remember when I actually did have any fucks to give... itβs been a few years.
The one with the man bending over the engine and working on the car is my favorite! That sounds like me up and down! I nearly dropped my cup of coffee on the floor when I saw that one because I was laughing so hard! π€£ππ
PSA: you can't give a rat's ass because well, it's not yours to give.
Hahaha! Fair enough!!
maybe we can't give it, but we can pimp it out - π€£ππ
So humans are free but rat-ho better have your money?
LOL - of course not. Just having a little off color fun :)
Some of my favorite kinds of fun!
Hahahaha!
That flowchart is the best thing I've seen all week !
I MUST find a way to sneak that into the next quarterly customer service training SOP document !! π€£ππ
Go to the special thanks section at the bottom - the flow chart belongs to Sarah Knight - go check out her Substack!! ππ»ππ«
I certainly give a fuck about this hilarious meme collection π€£
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You have done Godβs work here, Demi. Thank you for this stupendous compendium.
Ha! Thanks!! :)
So many memes on fuck droughts in one place....genius!!! ππΎππΎππΎ
Thanks!!! The isomorphic fuckery one is my favorite!! π€£π€£π€£
I love the emergency fuck kept safely in a jar π
We need one that is stored in that glass compartment on walls youβre only supposed to break in case of fire ππ
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Iβm crying! π
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Iβve never laughed so hard! these are superior
Thank you, Teresa!! π€£π€£π€£
βOh shit they flew awayβ π€£ππ
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My grandmother used to used to say, βI donβt give a good god damn what you want (or say or think, etc).β So I have a particular fondness for that one. Iβm almost 50 and Iβm definitely all out of fucks. Iβm trying hard to remember when I actually did have any fucks to give... itβs been a few years.
I just made a circuit around work showing a bunch of these to colleagues. Wonderful afternoon laugh break!
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The one with the man bending over the engine and working on the car is my favorite! That sounds like me up and down! I nearly dropped my cup of coffee on the floor when I saw that one because I was laughing so hard! π€£ππ
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WOW!! That is a huge collection of absolutely nothing- of zip, zero, zilch fucks!! hahahahaha!!
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The last time so many expletives were concentrated this much was the last time I listened to Insane Clown Posse.
Could be my most fave byline of all time
Hahahaha! Thanks!!
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